I asked, you answered. Now: The Official Feministe SOTU Drinking Game.
One drink for every time the word “bipartisan” is used.
One shot every time healthcare is said. (You might be dead by the end of the night, but it will be so worth it).
One drink for “There are those who say…”
A shot for The American People.
Sip for each “change” uttered.
Drink a shot of gin, a little vermouth and eat an olive every time Obama states a goal and promises legislation accomplishing that goal without giving any indication as to how the proposed legislation would actually, if passed accomplish that goal. E.g. Obama says “in spite of recent set backs, we will still pass health care reform providing everyone with affordable quality health care … and a pony”.
Fix yourself a martini if Obama actually gives any indication as to how said legislation might actually, um, work, e.g. if Obama says something to the effect of “in order to ensure that health insurers provide actual value for your money, HCR legislation will enact a public option to compete with health insurance companies”.
Sip every time he says “Make no mistake” or “Let me be clear”
A shot for “unprecedented”.
Take a drink every time he makes a promise you’re sure will lie in tatters by the next SOTU.
Drink any time the camera cuts to a dour Republican.
Just drink yourself into a stupor to avoid listening to all the crap about ‘bipartisanship,’ ‘bridging the divide,’ ‘working together,’ ‘our friends across the aisle,’ and similar blather that telegraphs his intention to let the repudiated minority continue to run the country.
Drink everytime he waffles on a subject in the name of bipartisanship. For example, anytime he “understands” why Republicans are against abortion, why Republicans don’t want any semblance of rights for gays or gender-queers, why the Republican half of America is yelling NIMBY to Gitmo closing.
… Finish the bottle if he mentions the quote on Colbert Report last night where the guest stated that adding a Republican to a bill doesn’t make it bipartisan in the same way that saying “Gracias” to the Taco Bell guy doesn’t make you bilingual.
Enjoy!