Our Lady of the Concentration Camps:
Three years ago, I wrote about a mock terrorism drill at a public school district in Muskegon County, Mich. Instead of Islamic terrorists, educators substituted Christian homeschoolers. Yes, Christian homeschoolers.
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Flabbergasting, but true. In the wake of 9/11 and the jihadists’ carnage against schoolchildren in Beslan, Russia, the school chose to prepare their students for an attack by Christian homeschooling “wackos,” not Muslim suicide bombers.
Unfortunately, little has changed. Last month, New Jersey’s Burlington Township High School held its own mock terrorism drill. “You perform as you practice,” Superintendent Chris Manno told the Burlington County Times. “We need to practice under conditions as real as possible in order to evaluate our procedures and plans so that they’re as effective as possible.”
But the “real as possible” conditions included no bomb-vest-donning jihadists shouting “Allahu Akbar.” No red bandana-wearing martyrs with visions of 72 virgins dancing in their evil heads. No America-hating plotters enraged by the existence of Israel or driven to establish a worldwide caliphate. Nope.
According to the paper, two local police detectives took on the role of hostage-taking Christian gunmen.
“Investigators described them as members of a right-wing fundamentalist group called the ‘New Crusaders’ who don’t believe in separation of church and state. The mock gunmen went to the school seeking justice because the daughter of one had been expelled for praying before class.” Upset Christian students reported on the drill to their parents.
How many other jihad-whitewashing mock terrorism drills have been conducted using tax dollars?
Yes, it is totally unrealistic to think that Christian wackos will shoot up schools, or hurt anyone, when everyone knows that there’s been a rash of suicide-bombing Jihadis chanting some craziness about this “Allah” character while they blow up American schools.
…right?
Now, my memory could be failing me, but if I remember my school shooting stories correctly, they usually involved gun-happy white boys. And Islamic terrorists have attacked American schools, well, never. But that isn’t for lack of school attacks — according to this world-wide time line of school shootings, the United States seems to be beating the hell out of most other countries. You’d think if an Islamic terrorist had ever attacked an American school, it would merit mention in Michelle’s column. And yet she can only point to one Islamic terrorist attack on a school — and that was in Russia.
Which isn’t to downplay the horror and depravity of the Russian school attack, but it’s a little disingenuous to suggest that Islamic terrorists are shooting American schoolchildren when, in fact, it’s generally American schoolchildren who are shooting American schoolchildren. The occasional adult man jumps into the mix, and usually manages to throw some misogyny in there (sense a pattern?).
But, yeah, our schools have clearly been corrupted by Sharia law. Or something.