Snort Me Up

April 6, 2007 zuzu

So that Keith Richards snorting-his-dad’s-ashes thing turns out to probably not be true. Or so says Keef, after Disney freaked out about having someone who snorted his dad’s ashes promoting Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Though, c’mon. It’s Keith Richards. You were expecting Pat Boone?

Anyway, true or not, the story spawned a great trivia team name: Let’s Snort My Dad Together.

5 thoughts on Snort Me Up

Ledasmom says:

April 6, 2007 at 11:44 am

Anyway, true or not, the story spawned a great trivia team name: Let’s Snort My Dad Together

I may have to try that one on my team, though they wouldn’t go for my suggested Halloween game name: What Would Sexy Jesus Do?
Kaitlyn says:

April 6, 2007 at 4:13 pm

Would sexy jesus snort Keef’s ashes?

Would Keith snort Jesus’s ashes?

Oh, this is fun.

And like I said when some bitter reality centered person pointed out that he didn’t snort his dad’s ashes, do the facts matter here? It’s Keith fucking Richards.

If reality applied to him, his father’d be snorting up his ashes.
Kaitlyn says:

April 6, 2007 at 4:16 pm

Um, whether he snorted them or not, I am seeing Pirates 3. I don’t care that it’s Disney and Disney does this and this, I want to see Keef and Johnny.

According to people like Dawn Eden, Johnny’s not really committed to Vanessa Paradis even though they’ve lived together for almost a decade and have a couple kids because they’re not married.

So he could marry me in a heartbeat instead.

It could happen.
Ledasmom says:

April 6, 2007 at 7:48 pm

Would he snort them from an urn?
Would he snort them in a fern?
Pete says:

April 7, 2007 at 12:45 am

You know, I think the jury’s still out on whether or not Keith did it. That video may help clear things up a bit… 🙂 in any case, I think he did.

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