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Indiana, Oh Indiana…

I don’t have a blog, or a livejournal, or anything fancy like that; I’m just a lady who gets paid to read books and write papers and teach other kids how to read and write papers. Or at least I’m training for it. So I often read the blogs of my fellow-women in education, and Ms. Lauren’s Feministe is the first on the list.
I could write about all kinds of things: I could add my two cents to the Schiavo national embarrassment, and ruminate on the meaning of law, now that our legislative body has taken it upon itself to legislate for the particular individual, rather than for the “universal,” or for the nation at large. But I won’t. Or I could echo all of the rumblings and ramblings about the sorry state of the Democratic party, still sore from a whuppin’, trying to figure out how to be a party of opposition, and how to strategize a comeback. I won’t do that either, except to humbly suggest that looking beyond the New England corridor will probably help, and I don’t mean that in a “those latte-drinkin, Volvo-drivin, sushi-eatin’ Ivory Tower yuppies just don’t understand good ol’ fashion red state ‘Mericans, with their big trucks and their guns and their churches an’ all.” I mean that I haven’t seen a lot of evidence that establishment Democrats have finished the whole dazed from defeat thing and are ready to really try to be the voice for working people, women and minorities, because the other side certainly isn’t. That’s how to be an opposition party, guys. And next week we’ll introduce universal health care coverage, re-introduce the capital gains tax, and have a talk about proportional representation.
(Oh my God! I’m a woman and I started talking about politics, in my first ever blog entry, EVER. Or are those two mutually exclusive? Help! What do I do now? Don’t blame me; I’m the new girl.)
What I really meant to write about was the Midwest. I love the Midwest. I once visited a friend in NYC, a friend who was born and raised (and put up a hell of a fight for the DNC) in Ohio. I had never seen a map of NYC; in fact, I am embarrassed to say that I didn’t even know that NYC was south of Boston. It’s true. I would simply go down one hole, get on a train, and come out another hole, where everyone looked just as strangely serene and urbane and thin as they had been before I went in the hole. I couldn’t wait to get back to Chicago, where there were some people who were ugly or poorly dressed and didn’t really care (not that I dress in such a way of course, dear friends), and would walk around with this odd look on their face, as if they had just smelled something really bad, but would meet your eyes and smile at you in the street, strike up a conversation with you in the corner store, or give you directions and advice, welcome or not.
Folks from the Midwest are warm and friendly and even-tempered; they can also be shockingly xenophobic, parochial, and hateful towards anything new and strange. Midwestern small towns can be cozy and charming and safe places where everyone knows everyone else because they all went to the same high school and work the same service jobs for years on end, trading favors between the pizza joint and the bar. They can also be stagnant dead-end towns where those who aren’t satisfied with sameness are treated as pathological and find themselves isolated and stuck.
At any rate, these are my people and to them, and to Lauren for sticking it out with them (and being one of them), I raise a can of Old Style. Now back to my thesis…
-Sina
skramer1@students.depaul.edu


9 thoughts on Indiana, Oh Indiana…

  1. And if PBR’s not your style, go for the High Life.

    If you’re interested in some readings in the emerging subfield of Midwestern studies, I could send a few citations your way…

  2. PBR+ Midwestern studies = sweet.
    Okay everybody, Lauren is right, I just want you to know: all the cool kids drink PBR. It’s true. Although I did find out today that PBR owns everything. So PBR and Old Style are technically from the same company, and possibly the same brewery. Along with Schlitz, Schmidt’s, Schaefers, Special Ex, Blatz, even Stroh’s, America’s only fire-brewed beer, and a number of other, what I (once) considered charmingly local midwestern cheap-as-hell beers.
    But not Grain Belt. Oh no. Grain Belt stands alone.

  3. Bloomington has some awesome breweries, wine and beer — we have a not-too-bad brewery in Lafayette. Unfortunately, I can’t stomach beer at all so it’s lost on me.

  4. PBR — since Grain Belt is pretty much gone! LOL

    There is something wonderful about Midwestern farm women: strong, sturdy bodies, faces with lines and weathering, shoulders that have carried babies and hale bales, strides that can cross over plow rows. Their dress is plain, but functional. They have pockets that carry a pocket knife, hairbands and spare change. Shoes that last and last. Pants that are sturdy enough to avoid getting caught on thorns and can take a beating. As they get older, it’s all about layering to handle the special effects that come from “the change”.

    Interjection: last week I went to listen to Judy Shepard, Matthew Shepard’s mother. She said she now carries a fan with her because now that she’s over 55 she sometimes gets to experience, “my own personal summer!”

    Anyway, when I’m in a room full of “traditionally” beautiful women, I find myself longing for the strength and power of a Midwestern woman!

    Linnaeus, please post the links. I’m interested!

  5. Tis true, about bloomington, what with the beer and the whatnot: Upland has an excellent weizen and an even better porter, I think its called the “Bad Elmer’s” or something. They even have an overpriced, pretty medicore restaurant in bloomington. The other b-ton brewery is the Bloomington Brewing Company – which has a much better pale ale and a WAAAAAY better restaurant, at least a few years ago when I last ate there.

    I’m not a huge fan of the monroe county wine experience… but I’m probably destined to get a least a few bottles a year as presents. I hear they make a very nice Mead, on the other hand – but again, whatever.

    We must not forget, as far as “cheap-as-hell” beer goes, about Falls City, originally out of Kentucky, it was a veritable staple for southern Indiana for years. My dad remembers driving across the state line to get cases of it while he was at seminary in Spencer county. I don’t think they make it anymore, but a few years ago, while at a black box theatre performance, someone managed to fine some to use as a prop. So, there must still be ways of getting it.

    And as far as the midwest and beer is concerned (since that now appears to be the subject of this thread), it just wouldn’t be a summer without a cheap-ass cold one while hanging out at the quarries. having just spent the morning being rejected by the Illinois DMV (I need how many pieces of ID to renew my license?), I long for the simplicity/backwardness of southern indiana.

    Man, I really want to go watch Breaking Away now.

  6. Well, they’re not links, but rather books. They’re academic studies of Midwestern regional history; I liked them, but what’s good for me isn’t good for everyone. Here goes:

    Andrew R.L. Cayton and Susan E. Gray, eds., The American Midwest: Essays in Regional History

    Andrew R.L. Cayton and Peter S. Onuf, eds., The Midwest and the Nation: Rethinking the History of an American Region

    I think they’re good jumping points for further study. Check out Indiana University Press’ Web site for other books you might like.

    Funny anecdote: I was drinking Miller High Life at a bar once and thought nothing of it. An acquaintance dropped by and asked what I was drinking. When I showed him, he said, “High Life? You are from the Midwest, aren’t you?”

    I couldn’t deny it. And drinking Stroh’s just isn’t the same now that the old brewery on Gratiot is long gone…

  7. I miss Nick’s English Hut. Was only there a few times (don’t get to Bloomington much), but thought it was great. A couple of my mentors went to IU for grad school and talk about it a lot.

    Michigan’s beer culture is kind of interesting because while the cheap beers are plentiful there, the craft brewing trend has really caught on…and you have to add in the Canadian influence. Our cross-border trips were often to get variants of Canadian beer that you couldn’t get in the US…and in Michigan, you can get a lot of Canadian beers because we are often a test market for the Canadian brewers.

  8. Just to make the bloomington connection complete… I am posting live and direct from Bloomington: Soma now has free wireless. who knew? Still the best cup of coffee in the midwest – and yes, its better than intelligensia in my book, and I love my chicago coffee.

    I thought about you, Ms. Lauren, as blasted past on I65 – the worst stretch of that interstate really is the part just north of Lafayette. We will have to come back up on 43, along the river. that’s a nice part of the drive.

    As far as bars go in bloomington: its the Vid or Bears. nothing else. There was a beautiful period when, by staying here for college, almost everyone who worked either at the vid or bears were folks I went to high school with. There is nothing better than diplomatic immunity at a bar. even if I was a student too – I was a townie first. good (i.e. drunk) times.

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