There’s nothing like living abroad to make you feel like the biggest fucking moron ever.
I left Naples yesterday morning, flew into Berlin, and then took the train to Hamburg. After 10 hours of traveling I arrived in my apartment, where I’m living alone for the next two weeks while my German playboy room mate* is off vacationing. There’s absolutely no food in the apartment save for a few heads of garlic and some spices (there are, however, many empty alcohol bottles and every kind of alcoholic beverage glass imaginable), so I decided to go grocery shopping, which is always trouble when you’re doing it for the first time in a foreign country. This was no exception. I didn’t cry, but I came pretty close (think mean German lady yelling at you for not getting your things on the counter fast enough, then your card not working, then walking for 15 minutes in search of an ATM, then coming back and getting yelled at a few more times). By the time I returned home with my groceries, I was starving — and then I couldn’t figure out how to work the stove. It’s a gas stove, which shouldn’t be all that complicated, but I couldn’t get it to turn out. I figured out pretty quickly that there was no pilot light and so I had to light it with a match, but even that didn’t work — I’d turn the gas on, light the match, and as soon as I let go of the knob (you have to push it in and turn it to the proper heat setting), the fire would go out. I couldn’t figure out for the life of me how to get the knob to stay in (or the gas to stay on). And I only had two matches. So that was that, and cooking was out.
I emailed the GPR (German Playboy Roommate) and asked him how to operate the stove. He wrote back what may be the saddest email I’ve ever received. It started off with something like, “Well, Jill, it is a gas stove…” and just went downhill from there. Thoroughly humiliated, I replied and explained that I do know how to work gas stoves, but there’s something confusing about this one. I assured him I’d buy matches tomorrow and figure it out myself (and I will).
Luckily, I had purchased 1kg of bufala mozzarella in Italy, so I decided to have a nice caprese salad. And it was very nice, until I was trying to cut the tomato and I slipped and sliced my finger open. As far as I can tell, there are no bandaids or any other first aid tools in the apartment, so I wrapped it in toilet paper and hoped for the best. This morning, it was still bleeding, so that’s probably not good — and there are long streams of bloody toilet paper all over the place, so that’ll have to be cleaned before the GPR returns. It probably needs stitches, but I’m just not willing to go through the frustration inherent in trying to secure any sort of health care in a foreign country (even in a country with excellent health care). Hopefully my fingertip will still be attached tomorrow. It still hurts a lot, so at least the nerves are working, right?
Today was orientation. I didn’t have any time yesterday to explore my neighborhood, so I had no idea where the school is — all I knew is that it’s a 15-minute walk from my apartment. Of course I got lost and showed up half an hour late this morning. And did I mention that it’s fucking freezing-ass cold here? Because it is. According to my Mac weather thing, it’s in the low 60s, but I think that’s a lie, because it feels much colder to me. And it’s raining. All of this is a huge shock to my system after two weeks in hot, sunny Italy.
But other than that, life in Hamburg is lovely. Really. The school is great, the people are wonderful, and the city is really gorgeous. I just need to suck it up and deal with the cold and I should be fine. And at least they have pretty good coffee — I think I’ll be sucking down a whole lot of that this semester. I’m staying in the city this weekend to really have time to walk around, see everything, and get my life here somewhat in order, so I’ll take some pictures and post them soon. It’s a very impressive city. Incredibly clean. Really beautiful. And the best public transportation I’ve ever seen. My neighborhood is fantastic, with a lot of shops and restaurants and (thank God) a wide variety of food options. So it’s good. Classes start Monday, and while I’m not so much looking forward to school, I am looking forward to starting a life here.
Which, for the newbies, is why I’m here — to study at a German law school. The classes are in English, but I’m taking a German language class as well. I spent two weeks in Italy before coming here (pictures are slowly but surely being posted here), and it was fabulous. I’ve been thoroughly in love with Italy for the past few years, and I have a feeling I’ll end up there someday (even if it’s when I’m 80). Germany is pretty much the polar opposite of Italy. So when I was on the train from Berlin to Hamburg, I was feeling a little panicked that I would hate Germany and be miserable the whole time. Leaving Italy was really depressing, and being back in Florence only served as a reminder of a really happy time in my life that I know I won’t be able to replicate here. Leaving warm Southern Italy emphasized just how much I love the sun, the heat and the beach, and how much I hate the cold and the rain that Germany is sure to provide. To compound the issue, everything German-related reminds me of a particularly bad few months with a Germanophile boyfriend — so every time I read or hear German, I have some extremely unpleasant thoughts. I also applied to the Hamburg program largely at his encouraging (I was only going to apply to Buenos Aires, Florence and Amsterdam, but he convinced me that I’d love Germany as much as he did, despite my general disinterest; as it worked out, of course, Hamburg was the placement I received, soon after the relationship ended. Poorly). So I came into this with some… issues. Luckily, after a day here — even a cold and rainy day — I’m pretty damn happy. I’m sure there will be many more crying breakdowns and moments of utter frustration to come (what’s traveling and living abroad without that?), but for now I’m just feeling good and excited. And it’s nice to be back to blogging again.
Which, after all of that, is the main point of this post: I’m back, on a more regular basis. Although Project Guest Blogger has been so awesome (if a bit controversial at times), I’m tempted to stay away…
*Yeah, for real. He’s rad. He has great hair. And he has more good-smelling beauty products than I’ve ever seen in my entire life.