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When You See Your 80 Year-Old Chinese Grandmother Wearing the Members-Only Jacket, You Know It’s Not Cool Anymore

Lauren

But I have agreed to carry the banner of uncoolness.

Roxanne has decided not to continue heading her own special Friday Random Ten meme so I’m taking over Friday’s festivities with her permission.

In the meantime, Norbizness has asked us to list 10 movies ranked in the Bottom 100 of all time on the Internet Movie Database that you have seen. In honor of Roxanne (a moment of silence please):

  1. Troll 2 (#13)
  2. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (#31)
  3. It’s Pat (#34)
  4. Cool as Ice (#36)
  5. Shanghai Surprise (#43)
  6. Mannequin: On the Move (#54)
  7. Spice World (#59)
  8. Barb Wire (#72)
  9. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (#74)
  10. Universal Soldier: The Return (#83)

I apologize for subjecting you to this list. Move along.

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  4. Of the bottom 100, the only ones I’ve seen are:

    #60. Rhinestone (1984)
    #80. 2 Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993)
    #87. FearDotCom (2002)
    #98. The Avengers (1998)
    #100. Grease 2 (1982)

    I need to watch more bad movies!

  5. I still feel very embarrassed that I misread Norbizness’s comment. Guess I’m the only real uncool out there. What is problematic here is that, if you, Lauren, take the lead of the FRT, it’ll automatically become cool again. So, if I don’t wanna be cool,…
    Anyway, Roxanne’s post title is genius. And it’s almost 3 AM here inna Paris.

  6. 10 out of the Bottom 100:

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    Bolero
    Teen Wolf Too
    Tarzan, the Ape Man
    The Brain That Wouldn’t Die
    An Alan Smithee (where’s the “B” by the way?)
    Bats
    Speed 2
    Surf Ninjas
    The Avengers

    PS Jimmy — My shit’s always more funny at 3 am in Paris.

  8. I have only seen Jaws IV: The Revenge all the way through. Seen parts of Rhinestone and Grease 2, but that’s it.

    Not bad. Pat myself on the back!

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  13. you won’t watch movies, yet you have seen some of the wrost ever…maybe that was where you messed up in your “youth”

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