Create a blog on MSN Spaces and Microsoft owns you.
From the MSN Spaces Terms of Use:
For materials you post or otherwise provide to Microsoft related to the MSN Web Sites (a ‘Submission’), you grant Microsoft permission to (1) use, copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, reproduce, edit, modify, translate and reformat your Submission, each in connection with the MSN Web Sites, and (2) sublicense these rights, to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law. Microsoft will not pay you for your Submission.
See Boing Boing for more info and links.
To top it off, MSN doesn’t allow profanity. Fuck that shit. “Whores” indeed.