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This week on True Blood, we got enough blood, guts, and gore to make up for any tame episodes we’ve ever had. Bill and Sookie might die for each other, vampire politics are front and center, and Tara gets gruesome. Discuss with us!
Many are calling this the bloodiest episode yet. What’s your reaction to all the blood and gore?
LAUREN: This was more than bloody, this was blood, bits, gore, kibble, and offal. Holy shit, it was gory. I’ve never wanted a battle axe more in my life.
SALLY: I was surprised at how gruesome it was, yet also happy in some ways? Like in a weird, “I think there’s something wrong with me” way. Actually, more like a “for a show called True Blood, I always thought there’d be more blood” way.
LAUREN: Let’s say I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the gore this week. Any concerns I had that this was going to turn into the “Everyone Make Mooney Eyes This Is a Romance Show” show were alleviated.
SALLY: In the end, isn’t that all that really matters?
Lorena has to kill Bill and there are some interesting scenes between them. Bill says he wishes he’d known her when she was happy; Lorena points out that Bill did at one point enjoy their twisted relationship; Bill says he welcomes death and not having her in his life. What did you think about their interaction in this episode?
LAUREN: Bill’s conception of vampirism has only swung between two extremes — the amoral, wicked killer and the hyper-moral assimilated citizen. I’m glad Bill was finally compelled to admit that he was once morally and emotionally aligned with Lorena, because if he’s ever going to be an interesting character, he’s going to have to find an authentic middle ground. BE YOURSELF, BILL.
SALLY: These scenes were an interesting turn of events. Seeing Lorena confronted with the task of killing someone she’s in love/obsessed with was already intriguing. Then seeing it actually play out in a complex way was satisfying. Not only do we have Bill admitting that he was once as flawed as Lorena, but we have her showing some sort of feeling other than Bill-loving.
LAUREN: She’s kind of acting out what every audience member has been thinking for the last two seasons.
Also at Russell’s, Franklin tells Tara Sookie is there, so Tara communicates to Sookie that she has a plan to escape. She convinces Franklin to untie her, then turns him on by biting into him and drinking his blood. The next morning she wakes up and bashes his head in and makes a run for it. Does this make up for Tara’s misery this season?
LAUREN: …yes? Ha, I would say that I might have stood up in my living room and cheered, but that would be really, really nerdy, so of course I didn’t. Psssssh.
SALLY: I just kept saying “holy crap, is this actually happening?!” I could not believe that after this story playing out as it was, it would suddenly be over by her BASHING IN HIS HEAD. I’m still kind of in shock and waiting for next episode when they’re like haha, jk!
LAUREN: HA. Yes, because vampires are self-healing, right? It would be awesomely B-horror if Franklin just popped up all furious right as Sookie, Tara, and Alcide were making their getaway — with a terrible headache.
SALLY: That would suck for poor Tara.
When Sookie goes looking for Bill, Lorena finds her there and tries to kill her. Did anybody NOT see this coming?
SALLY: So, Sookie kept annoying the crap out of me in this entire episode. Like, so much more than usual or than I expected. When Eric told her to shut up and she didn’t, when she was talking to Russell, when she told Tara she wasn’t leaving without Bill, it was just building up. And then she goes into that room and doesn’t even really look around that much and I’m like “geez Sookie, where’s your brain?! you’re about to DIE!”
LAUREN: Her unquestioning allegiance to Bill is genuinely troubling. If I were her BFF, I’d need to talk with her about the importance of independence and good choices in romantic relationships. Also, how relationships shouldn’t be a string of dangerous dramas. DTMFA.
At the same time, I did have a little empathy for her because she is clearly being toyed with by all these pushy, arrogant, authoritative people, all the while figuring out that she has confusing super powers she’s never been aware of. She’s dealing with a serious mindfuck, and all the while anyone with the power to help her, physical or otherwise, is mocking her or trying to kill her. At this point in the story, if I were Sookie I’d be a big puddle of blood and tears all over the linoleum.
SALLY: Great imagery! I suppose that’s true. Maybe I would’ve felt bad for her if she wasn’t annoying me so. But in reality, she really is sort of at the mercy of these people who don’t tell her the whole story and keep using her as a pawn.
LAUREN: See, usually I’d be irritated with her, but I really feel her confusion, and how helpless she feels trying to bootstrap through all this impossible shit.
In the not Bill/Sookie world, Eric’s getting on Russell’s good side, and the King and Queen will be wed. Thoughts on how this is playing out?
LAUREN: I was as amused by the vampire politics as I was enthralled with Tara’s amazing propensity for violence.
SALLY: This whole storyline had my favorite moment of the night, when the Queen, in her beautiful suit and perfect hair, is sitting in a pile of scratch-offs, excited at winning another $100. It was so great! And just led to more greatness when Eric shows her not to mess with him, when Russell proposes and the smug look on his face when she’s forced to accept. Why can’t we get more of this and less of this Sookie/Bill crap?
LAUREN: Word. Our fellow fans were discussing this in the comments last week and it was interesting to entertain the thought of how this group has been able to organize a power structure over centuries of human change, and how it borrows from the current democratic ideal and from darker feudal times as well, and how things like racism and classism would play out among a group of outsiders who are ageless and without need for some of Maslow’s basics.
Anyway, it was interesting to see how intensely Eric turned on Russell because of a human desire for vengeance. And how Russell sees himself as some kind of environmental purist. And how the queen, despite the assimilationist movement, thought she couldn’t be touched by human legal interventions.
On a sad note, Lafayette and Jesus are done even before really getting started. This can’t possibly be the end already… can it?
LAUREN: Sigh. I sure as hell hope not. The Kiss! The kiss they shared in the car was so sweet and sexy, and then for them to turn around and collectively kick some bigoted ass. There was so much delicious ass-kicking. Having such wonderful characters on TV in your living room every week is cathartic, so I would be terribly disappointed if it was over.
SALLY: I also hope not. Having this be over so soon would be even worse than having it continue and just blow up in Lafayette’s face letter. Better to have loved and lost or something.
LAUREN: Should I point out that almost every new love interest on this show turns into supe gore by the season finale, so maybe Jesus’ days were numbered anyway?
SALLY: Hmmm, good observation. Well, if he must have a gore-licious death in order to give Lafayette some loving, so be it.
The other storylines are rather forgettable. Any other moments that stand out?
LAUREN: What storylines? The only story was Tara bashing Franklin’s head in with a friggin’ MACE. Maybe Jessica, aka Baby Pam, who is suddenly learning to get along by herself. I’m tickled that Jessica’s turning plays out thematically almost like a typical adolescent coming-of-age story — she feels like an outsider, has to learn how to play well with others, and deal with all these weird changes happening to her body.
SALLY: I must say, I kinda love Jessica more each week. Aside from that, I really only have a vague memory that there were other people in this episode besides the vampires and Sookie.
LAUREN: Anyone think Sookie is going to wise up soon? Me neither.