Ginmar’s letter to America confirms the liberal feminist conspiracy has finally taken over the United States. My favorite advancements:
- The ERA will at long last be passed.
- Casual day, every day.
- Flex time. On site daycare. Day care workers will be paid starting salaries of 50K per annum, and get tax deductions for continuing education.
- Football players will get hourly salaries.
- Abortion will be legal, but given that condoms will be free and discussed, the abortion rate will go down.
- Tax breaks will be given for people who adopt.
- Ann Coulter will finally have to answer my questions, which I will draw up later while drunk.
- Teachers’ salaries will start out at 100K per year.
- “Boys will be Boys” will never again work as an excuse.
- Anybody who uses the word ‘feminazi’ will be sentenced to tour Auschwitz. At their own expense.
Well that was fun, wasn’t it? I can only wish.