Or, why the conservative line about listening to the Founding Fathers’ views on every last issue is a little silly. From Chuck himself:
I was appalled when I read the American Family Association report that Friday, April 25, “several thousand schools across the nation will be observing ‘Day of Silence (DOS).’ DOS is a nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle in public schools. … DOS is sponsored by an activist homosexual group, the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network.”
Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our Founders expected for the public education system they started? Even the most liberal among them opposed it. For example, Thomas Jefferson drafted a bill concerning the criminal laws of Virginia, in which he proposed that the penalty for sexual deviance should be unique corporal punishment. Jefferson’s views were indeed representative of early America:
“Whosoever shall be guilty of Rape, Polygamy, or Sodomy with man or woman shall be punished, if a man, by castration, if a woman, by cutting thro’ the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch diameter at the least.” Can you imagine a statesman proposing such a law today?
Well, no, because that’s insane.
Chuck goes on to clarify that he, of course, is not “espousing such treatment” — but he does “believe that we equally and adamantly should oppose such aberrant sexual behavior from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called “Day of Silence.””
So we shouldn’t castrate people or cut holes in their noses, but we should do something “equally and adamantly” oppositional. How very evolved.
But it’s not just Teh Gays that are the problem — God and Guns also factor in. And Chuck suggests that we should, literally, turn back the clock:
To each of the social dilemmas in these three news stories (regarding guns, God and gays), a remedy can be found by turning back the clocks of time and consulting our Founding Fathers. They started this great experiment we call America. It seems to me their wisdom is still fit to guide us. It is, after all, upon their greatest work that public servants are called to fulfill their oath of office: “I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States …”
It’s kinda funny to see wingnuts twist themselves in circles with arguments like this. They’re all about invading countries populated by brown people, and they justify the invasions by arguing that people in those countries do crazy stuff like stone homosexuals, riot over cartoons of God, dwell in villages run by gun-toting warlords, and limit women’s rights. Because, you know, that shit is backwards and in need of liberation at gunpoint.*
Then they want to go all 1787 on our asses, and bring us back to the good old days when castration was punishment for a blowjob, women couldn’t vote, and slavery was a cornerstone of the economy. Truly special.
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*Even though, of course, the reality on the ground is a whole lot more nuanced and complicated, and our invasions manage to set equality back a few decades.