Dorcasina takes my disclaimer and modifies it to “fantasize about the kind of disclaimer I could give my students on the first day of a class. I would ask them to read it carefully, then quiz them on the material on day two. Those who choose to stay in class must earn a B or better on the quiz and sign a waiver indicating that they are now fully aware participants in MY pedagogical universe (which I would, of course, call “Our” pedagogical universe).”
It’s hilarious. Read it.