And we’re still toweling off October 24, 2007 zuzu QOTD: “I took a city that was full of pornography and licked it to a large extent.”—Rudy Giuliani, quoted by the New York Daily News, via Political Wire.
Wow. That took me a few minutes to figure out what he could have possibly meant by “licked it” other than the really disgusting, obvious meaning that comes to mind. I’m not sure if I’m just that stupid or that statement is.
John Lahr’s Theater review in last week’s New Yorker quoted Noel Coward thus: And apart from his mess bills exceeding his pay He took to pig-sticking in quite the wrong way. He wasn’t referring to Rudy, of course.
zuzu, I can’t stop laughing… THANKS!!!! Bitter Scribe, my husband uses that phrase practically DAILY.
Slightly OT, but: Oh, for fuck’s sake. Yes, John McCain is running ads claiming that Hillary was gallivanting at Woodstock while he was a POW. I can’t wait until the goddamn Baby Boomers stop imposing all of their fucking issues on us and move the fuck on!
Oh for fuck’s sake, will someone please buy Hizzoner a fucking stepladder so he can finally get the fuck over himself? Anyone? I can’t wait until the goddamn Baby Boomers stop imposing all of their fucking issues on us and move the fuck on! Mnemosyne: you’re coming in loud & clear.
Oh, but Smartpatrol, haven’t you heard? Giuliani single-handedly destroyed the porn industry, eradicated crime, and ran all post 9/11 rescue operations! He’s like Superman! Next thing you know, he’ll take credit for the Yankees World Series victories of 1996, 1998, 1999, and 2000.