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Onward Christian Soldiers

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Not even a good Christian education will teach you how to spell “infidels.”

Radically conservative Christian colleges are targeting students all over the country — and they’re literally looking to go medieval on your ass:

The students and teachers call what they are doing “classical Christian education.” They believe it’s much more than memorizing Latin declensions and Aristotle’s principles of rhetoric, though they do plenty of that. Doug Wilson, 54, the pastor who spearheaded New St. Andrews’ founding, puts the college’s purpose simply: “We are trying to save civilization.” He’s not alone in his mission. The C.C.E. movement began in the early 1980s among Protestant evangelical private schools and home-schoolers who scorned most conservative Christian colleges, which were long on classes in business management and Bible prophecy but short on history, literature and ideas. Now the movement boasts a host of home-schooling associations and curriculum companies, more than 200 private schools and college programs around the country. Evangelicals at New St. Andrews are using dead languages and ancient history to reinvent conservative Protestant education. As Matthew McCabe, an alumnus, puts it, “We want to be medieval Protestants.”

Nothing says “fine education” like wanting to regress a few hundred years. And, sorry dear readers, but you aren’t eligible to apply:

N.S.A.’s philosophy is that cultural change begins with right worship and community rather than with political activism. College life revolves around Christ Church and Trinity Reformed Church — both members of the Confederation of Reformed Evangelical Churches, a denomination based on “historic Protestant orthodoxy” that Wilson co-founded in 1998. The college handbook forbids students to embrace or promote “doctrinal errors” from the 4th through the 21st centuries, “such as Arianism, Socinianism, Pelagianism, Skepticism, Feminism.” If drawn to such ideas, they must “inform the administration immediately and honestly in a letter offering to withdraw from the College.” Cultural revolution cannot tolerate heretics.


And it gets a little scarier:

A few faculty members at New St. Andrews also had links with a largely defunct offshoot of Van Til’s thought called Christian Reconstructionism. The movement’s founder, Rousas John Rushdoony, wrote that Christians should gradually take control of society and reinstate Old Testament law — including the execution of adulterers and homosexuals. Most N.S.A. faculty members are quick to distance themselves from the movement, but not Doug Wilson.

Wilson emphasizes his flexibility when it comes to Old Testament law. “You can’t apply Scripture woodenly,” he says; instead of executing them, “you might exile some homosexuals, depending on the circumstances and the age of the victim.” He adds: “There are circumstances in which I’d be in favor of execution for adultery. . . . I’m not proposing legislation. We’re saying, Let’s set up the Christian worldview, and our descendants 500 years from now can work out the knotty problems.” Gene Veith, who is provost of Patrick Henry College and active in classical Christian education, fears Wilson’s views are a handicap for the movement. “One of the frustrating things for me is that people sometimes associate the classical Christian education movement with Doug Wilson, so some people are sort of afraid of it,” he says.

Yeah, I would say it’s reasonable to be afraid of a movement that embraces members who openly seek to execute homosexuals and aldulterers. (What about fornicators? Are we ok?).

And while some try to “distance themselves” from the more extreme views of the movement, it’s not necessarily because they disagree — it’s because it’s strategically sound:

Wilson and others at New St. Andrews say they are laying the groundwork for the long-term reinvigoration of evangelical intellectual life — and for Christian cultural ascendancy. Time and again, they assert that they are not trying to influence politics and that the antagonism they face is persecution. “The Gospels make it clear that as we’re faithful, we can expect opposition,” says Peter Leithart, who teaches theology. It’s hard to deny, however, that Wilson goes out of his way to provoke. “The object was to take over the town with the Gospel of Jesus Christ, but to do it in an underground fashion,” says Wilson’s father, now nearly 80 and still running his ministry. “One of the principles of war is surprise. You don’t tell people what you’re going to do. Doug told them, and he gave them someone to shoot at.”

They start a school where several of the faculty members think that gays and aldulterers should be killed, and when the community balks, it’s the Christians who are being persecuted. I suppose this is an example of the “Christian world view,” which cannot be understood by bad Christians like myself.

More interesting, though, is the ongoing idea that we’re in a war, and that Christian soldiers must rely on the element of surprise. The war language has been going around in Christian circles for a while now, and it’s really terrifying. I wrote about this a bit when I reviewed Jesus Camp, and it’s certainly nothing new, but it seems to be increasingly common. Right-wing Christians throw around terms like “war” and “soldiers for Christ” with startling regularity; they truly seem to be under the impression that they’re going to battle with the dominant culture, with Islam, with secularism, with anything that isn’t hyper-conservative and Jesus-based. They, and the political parties that represent them, hold up Islam as an example of a scarily and violent religion, invoking the term “jihad” to send chills down the spine of every red-blooded American.

Yet these Christian soldiers are promoting their own holy war.* And no, the vast majority of them aren’t using terrorist tactics. But some of them are — they’re bombing abortion clinics and gay clubs, and targeting doctors and reproductive health care providers. Beyond that, they’re aiming for a full cultural take-over and an assault on secularism in the vein of radical political Islam. And that’s not something I want in my country.

*Yeah, I know there’s a lot of discussion about the proper translation of “jihad.” I’m using the translation that most Americans assume to be accurate.


20 thoughts on Onward Christian Soldiers

  1. While these religious groups have a right to set up their own schools to teach this tripe, we by the same token also have the right to criticize them for teaching a curriculum that goes against the very Constitution this Republic was founded on. This is one of the critical reasons why the institution of separation of church and state was made in the first amendment of the Constitution. Not only does it protect the government/Republic/individual citizens from overbearing influence from a dominant religion(s), but also protects religion from the corrupting influences of political power. One thing many theocrats and their sympathizers fail to realize is that for this separation to be effective, it must include one’s freedom from religion in government sponsored/run spaces and services.

    In many ways, what these theocrats are advocating is a state no different in substance from an authoritarian/totalitarian of a fascist, communist (i.e. USSR and Mainland China), or any other regime where one orthodoxy must be accepted and obeyed without any deviation or dissent unless one wants to risk harsh penalties.

    The fact I’ve had family and older friends who were victimized by such regimes (i.e. Nazi death camps, induction of non-Japanese into slave labor camps, 100 Flowers Campaign, Cultural Revolution) is one reason why I am so uncomfortable with any sort of government mandated ideological indoctrination, especially in educational settings.

  2. The college handbook forbids students to embrace or promote “doctrinal errors” from the 4th through the 21st centuries, “such as Arianism, Socinianism, Pelagianism, Skepticism, Feminism.”

    I’ve yet to hear an argument for why feminism is a heresy that even passes the laugh test — which is to say, this is not only a false and hurtful claim, but an intellectually dishonest one at that. Its propounders aren’t even bothering to back it up.

    That said, feminist theologians are making the job of anti-feminists in the church even harder these days. Women like Sarah Coakley (Cambridge) and Kathryn Tanner (Chicago) among others are reading the very same patristic works the conservatives claim to own and being more faithful to the original Fathers in their feminist analysis than the conservatives are. But then, that’s no surprise — being anti-body has been condemned as a heresy for nearly the entire history of Christianity. Sadly, that particular heresy keeps coming back again and again and again. 🙁

  3. I never thought I’d read anything that would make me unhappy that someone was studying Latin and Greek. Damn these people; it’s bad enough they’re ruining religion, but they cannot have classical languages.

  4. It really is amazing. Its like they’ve created a whole new religion that doesn’t even resemble the teachings of the non-violent, intelligent, unconditionally loving Rabbi they swear allegiance too. In fact if Jesus was alive today I don’t think they’d like him, I think they’d have him killed.

  5. I know a guy who goes to one of these types of schools – maybe not as extreme as those cited, but if it’s not considered extreme, i don’t want to know what real extreme is.

    Rules include same-sex dorms (with the opposites never being allowed into each other’s dorms), no holding hands (much less anything else) with anyone, permission must be granted before anyone is allowed to watch a movie (and never R, only maybe Pg-13), and church daily.

    So the guy went from moderate christian to extremist theologian in less than a year. I find it scary how easily people can be changed, in an environment like that. The majority of people followed along with what the nazis said – i highly doubt that a majority would stand up to a militant evangelical takeover – they’d be out stoning gays along with them!

  6. “Medieval Protestants”? Maybe someone should tell these kids that during the time known as “Medieval” there were no Protestants. Duh.

    As interesting as this school is, schools like Patrick Henry, Liberty, and the Catholic ones like Ave Maria and Christendom are much scarier because they are directly training culture warriors and putting them out there into politics, medicine, and law. If people want to make believe its 1500 in their living rooms that’s fine; whatever floats your boat. But if people who believe it should be 1500 again are employed by the FDA or sitting on the Supreme Court, that makes me a little nervous.

  7. Medieval Protestants? Really? Wouldn’t that make them, oh I don’t know, Catholics maybe?

    Since I doubt that their little culture war includes a reunion with the Papacy (except when expedient in oppressing women, gays, etc.), it looks like their new classical Christian education is as short in the study of history as it was in the 1980s.

  8. “You can’t apply Scripture woodenly,” he says; instead of executing them, “you might exile some homosexuals, depending on the circumstances and the age of the victim.”

    …the victim?

    I think this exemplifies all the ways they don’t understand the concept of consent.

  9. The type of classical curriculum described is already available, at many colleges, both of the “Great Books” type (U.Chicago, Columbia, St. Johns) curriculum, and at Catholic colleges and univs., which usually require 4 courses in religion/ theology/ philosophy group for graduation, and have abundant choices of R/T/P courses and decent classics departments. But the Great Books colleges and the Catholic Jesuit colleges allow vigorous and unshackled debate. (excepting, Catholic schools are very touchy about classroom discussion of abortion, gays, and women priests, for fear of irate parents and bishop, and the faculty only discuss such matters in social situations ie at the pub).

    What is different is the self-segregation of the students. In tone, it seems more like an old-fashioned Catholic junior seminary, with a dash of complete weirdness.The weirdness is in the van Til / Rushdoony theology taught, in the personality cult dimension of the church and school, and in the pseudo-Oxonian affectations. These folks want to be back in a Masterpiece Theater series, preferably about Milton or about a mythical pious Oxford where the younger sons of the aristocracy destined for clericals and a rich benefice actually behaved themselves. Also, the inclusion of C.S.Lewis and G.K. Chesterton as serious theologians – wtf?

    Yes – definitely a cult.

  10. Also, the inclusion of C.S.Lewis and G.K. Chesterton as serious theologians – wtf?

    Oh good Lord — I missed that in the initial post.

    This place is going to attract exactly the crowd who gain enough sophistication within the limited confines offered them by their program that a few years out of school, they’ll be reading the Church Fathers and converting to Orthodoxy or Roman Catholicism. The problem with a “classical” education is that one quickly understands how incredibly modern and innovative (in a bad way) Christian fundamentalism is.

  11. From DrunkenSwede: ‘“Medieval Protestants”? Maybe someone should tell these kids that during the time known as “Medieval” there were no Protestants. Duh.’

    Spot on, Mr. Swede. I was about to comment on that myself.

    I just love how these “good old days” doctrinaires want to cherry-pick what they want from the ideologies and developments of the past two thousand years. I have to say the Amish have, at least, the integrity of their viewpoint – if one is to reject the societal developments of the Industrial Revolution, then one should also reject the technologies, medical advances, scientific developments, and agricultural improvements that go hand-in-hand with them. Seriously, folks…let’s go back to the time before the printing press made all that “edumication” possible for the average person to think independently and rely on doctrine passed on down from the enlightened. Societal change brought technological and industrial revolutions, which then reinforced those changes. A rigid adherence to doctrine is not compatible with constant questioning and testing, i.e. science.

  12. although i attend a religious college at which i am taught sacred texts in the original (the liberal and egalitarian jewish theological seminary), i have to wonder, given that i am a religion major at columbia as well, WHAT THE HELL IS A MEDIEVAL PROTESTANT?!?!!?? Didn’t the whole reformation thing kind of signal what we like to think of as the beginning of the modern? it’s at least “early modern.” not only that, but since when have protestant movements had monks?
    What we’re witnessing here is an alignment of a number of aspects of christianity under the banner of being very conservative. this is fascinating and disturbing.

  13. Yeah, I know there’s a lot of discussion about the proper translation of “jihad.” I’m using the translation that most Americans assume to be accurate.

    I’ve seen plenty of phony debates but not a single real one because there isn’t one – the history of the term and its use is pretty clear.

    In its most simple literal translation, Jihad means “struggle” or “striving”. A more accurate translation of the meaning if “struggle undertaken in the service of God”.

    For the first few centuries of Islamic history “Jihad” has one, and only one connotation – a War of conquest against the non-believers. After, the initial wave of conquest petered out due to the strains of rapid expansion, however, Muslim rulers were in no position to wage holy wars and didn’t want their subjects asking why they were lax in a religious duty so they re-interpreted it to include peaceful inner struggle in addition to holy war.

    The word has TWO practical meanings – one violent and one not. Attempts to label one as “real” and the other as “false” is wrong whether it comes from a rabid islamophobe who wants it to always be understood as a war of conquest against infidels, or from a Islamophile who, out of ignorance or simple cyncism, claims that the violent interpretation is just a mistake of ignorant westerners or an orientalist fabrication.

  14. We want to be medieval Protestants.

    Second Drunken Swede and Tannenburg on their observations.

    I have to admit, that was the sentence where I decided that these people are too ignorant to be believed.

    Of course, back when I was in undergrad, I was a History major whose focus was Medieval Europe, so I have a particularly low threshold for stupidity on that front.

    On a side note, did you know that during the Medieval period some people wore weasel testicles on a thong around their necks, believing that they would serve as a contraceptive? (Yeah, I’m stretching on the relevance there, but it’s too fun a fact not to share.)

  15. “Medieval Protestants? Really? Wouldn’t that make them, oh I don’t know, Catholics maybe?”

    People, people. You are simply not interpreting correctly! When they say they want to be “medieval Protestants”, what they really want to be is “burned alive”. Sheesh.

  16. I think that by “Medieval Protestants” they mostly mean they want to be Protestants who dress up in black robes, read ecclesiastical Latin, and study patristics.

    Word to Karen at #3, by the way; as someone working on a doctorate in classical philology myself, I kept thinking, “Oh, how lovely, they’re studying Latin and Greek! And getting together to talk about the classics over drinks! How adorable!” and then, “Oh wait, they want to kill me…”

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