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Penis envy

Jill

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Of course, it would be possible to make a device that enabled women to pee standing up and didn’t look like a giant foot-long cock, but where’s the fun in that?

Before I buy one, though, she’s gonna have to do a better job of marketing it to the ladies. Paint it pink and bedazzle the shit out of it and then we’ll talk.

via Jezebel.

11 thoughts on Penis envy

  4. I found the unpolished quality of her delivery rather charming, myself.

    And I think that’s probably prop pee she’s spilling.

  5. I thought it was hilarious myself. They sell other stuff for peeing standing up that does NOT require a fake penis though. But hey, whatever turns you on 😉

  7. But, Kate, the PeeZee does not make me laugh like a stopped drain for five minutes. I would buy one of these if I had twenty dollars and didn’t have an excessively shy bladder.

  8. There was a camping catalog in the seventies that offered something like the peezee, it was shaped like a square funnel. Might have been LL Bean before they went all prep — when it was a real camping outfitters company.

    I wonder how much it cost her to get the thing made and packaged. There’s nothing convenient about carrying around a 12″ rigid plastic dildo looking thing.

  9. I feel so bad for this woman. It´s like she walked into the gigantic vegan-vegetarian cooperative grocery down in SOMA and tried to get everyone to try her homemade neatloaf.

  10. Bullshiiiiiiit. Because if you want to pee outside, you can’t just … pee outside.

    And women can’t just buy fake peeing penises, but we need love poems with them.

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