Please, someone shoot Chris Matthews with a tranquilizer dart

5 thoughts on Please, someone shoot Chris Matthews with a tranquilizer dart

1. How does he keep his job? Imus lost his.

   Tweety does this weird leering thing at female journalists, and now this Hillary-bashing debate quote.

   Why doesn’t anyone ever call him on it? Even Olberman seems to like Tweety.

2. I’ve tried, but the man just won’t go down. Desperate times call for desperate measure: who has access to elephant tranquilizer?

3. I didn’t see an email address where I could send this, so I’m posting it here. Hope it’s ok.

   http://www.theonion.com/content/news/chinese_authorities_execute_10/

4. Maybe he just needs to get laid.

5. “How does he keep his job? Imus lost his.”

   That was more over the racism than the sexism, though. Media corporations seem to have a lot harder time wrapping their collective minds around gender-based discrimination being wrong than they do around race-based discrimination being wrong, and even that tends to be something of a crap-shoot.

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