Wipe Away the Sin September 13, 2007 Jill Am I the only one who snickered about which body parts good Christian girls and boys will wipe clean first? via a religious blog that calls Satan Wipes “Products that I wished existed — Oh wait, they do. It’s called holy water.”
BrainBleach(tm) is what they really need. That way they can also wipe out the memory of that sin, cause when they think about it, they want to do it all over again. Necessitating the need for more Satan Wipes, of course.
Kleenexes are horrible. They stick and fragment and geimpossible to remove. Old socks or even new ones work wonderfully.
Wait no longer! These (or something very like them) already exist. I bought some at the local Borders not too long ago for a friend: http://store.washawayyoursins.com/waawyosito6.html
I like how happy Satan looks on the bottle, springing along with his pitchfork raised up over his head. “Whee! I’m evil!”
