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If your marijuana habit doesn’t fund terrorism, your fake handbag will

Is it just me, or does this article seem like a better-researched version of this:



(There’s another anti-drug PSA that’s specifically about the pot-terrorism connection, but I can’t seem to locate it).

Buy a fake handbag and the terrorists win? Give me a friggin break.

It should go without saying that I don’t support terrorism or child labor. But you’re kidding yourself if you think that Al Qaeda is lining its pockets with funds from your fake Louis. And if you think that counterfeit bags are the cause of child labor, well, I’d suggest you look at your GAP t-shirt and most of the clothes you bought on the cheap.*

I’m not sure which part of this op/ed is my favorite. There’s this:

What can we do to stop this? Much like the war on drugs, the effort to protect luxury brands must go after the source: the counterfeit manufacturers.

Yes, the incredibly successful War on Drugs is an excellent model to follow.

Then there’s this:

So it comes down to us. If we stop knowingly buying fakes, the supply chain will dry up and counterfeiters will go out of business. The crime syndicates will have far less money to finance their illicit activities and their terrorist plots. And the children? They can go home.

I may be a heartless bitch, but I felt nothing but contempt when I read those last two lines. Child labor is disgusting, but the and the children crap is, well, total crap. If you get those kids out of fake handbag factories, they don’t get to go home to their My Little Ponies — they get stuck in some other factory making some other piece of clothing that those of us in wealthier nations want for cheap; or they find themselves in some rich person’s house serving as a domestic worker; or their family starves.

Which isn’t to justify the use of child labor or to suggest that we shouldn’t try to combat it, it’s simply to point out that the issue is more complicated than, “If we shut down the fake bag factories, the kids will be out flying kites all day.”

And while the author of the op/ed gives the luxury market a break, luxury items certainly aren’t always produced with the highest human rights standards in mind. Further, it’s the luxury market (and capitalism, and arguably human “keep up with the Joneses” nature) that helps to create the demand for counterfeit handbags in the first place. So the handbag designers that are selling bags for twelve times their production cost? Not exactly blameless.

I’m all for making responsible consumer choices. But your fake Spy bag is not killing babies by the busload — or at least, not any more than dropping $2,000 on a real one is. Because even if you drop that much cash on a real bag and opt out of the counterfeit market, you’re doing your part to uphold the idea that luxury-name-brand items are desirable — the very idea that fuels counterfeit bag production in the first place.

Which, to be clear, isn’t to guilt anyone for buying a real or fake handbag. My bag is from H&M, so I certainly have no moral high ground to stand on here. But it’s the moral superiority of the anti-counterfeit argument (not to mention the class issues) and Thomas’s utter intellectual simplicity that get under my skin. It’s also the use of the “terrorism” buzzword to combat the enemy du jour — weed or fake handbags, for Christ’s sake — that makes me totally unsympathetic and entirely skeptical of her argument.

If we want to get serious about ending child labor, the answer is not to parrot the talking points of the luxury goods industry, nor to come up with simplistic moralizing messages about pot,** fake handbags and terrorism. It’s to look at how we’ve shaped our current systems and global markets, and to really be willing to accept the economic and social realities of a world where child, slave and low-wage labor is nonexistant. Among about a million other things.

*And I include myself in this “you.”
**Although if you’re a heroin and/or opium addict, you probably are giving the Taliban a bit of financial backing; and if your cocaine habit is raging on, you’re probably throwing at least a few bucks at some less-than-savory characters in Colombia. Of course, if we just dropped the whole drug-illegalization thing, we wouldn’t be throwing quite so much money at drug traffickers and terrorists. But then the terrorists win. Except, technically, they lose. But we have fewer people to put in jail, which means that we… lose? Win? And now my head just hurts. Someone get me my DARE t-shirt and a slurpee.


16 thoughts on If your marijuana habit doesn’t fund terrorism, your fake handbag will

  1. I guess we’re supposed to sympathize with the designers, but the essay makes it clear they are unabashedly ripping us off:

    “There is a kind of an obsession with bags,” the designer Miuccia Prada told me. “It’s so easy to make money.”
    The average luxury bag retails for 10 to 12 times its production cost. Fashion is easy to copy: Counterfeiters buy the real items, take them apart, scan the pieces to make patterns and produce almost-perfect fakes. Shoppers… pick up knockoffs for one-tenth the legitimate bag’s retail cost, then pass them off as real.

    Why expect people to pay over 1000% markup for something indistinguishable from a fairly-priced knockoff? It’s not for the extra quality of the materials or the workmanship. Counterfeiters sound like the consumer’s friend. If designers really wanted to stop counterfeiting, they would protect their IP beyond their logos and trademarks.

    And Jill is exactly right about the play to our sympathy for children. As I read the essay, stopping counterfeits makes children broke and homeless. Go counterfeiters! was my conclusion after reading that. It’s not like the counterfeiters were keeping the kids from living some sort of Cosby family existence.

    Back in the day, one of the problems with designer jean knockoffs was that the same sweatshops were producing both the “genuine” and the “counterfeit” jeans. Very hard to make a moral argument against buying knockoffs on that.

    And her links to world wide terrorism are far from convincing. Somehow I can’t picture a Far Eastern Irish Gucci knockoff smuggling ring.

  2. At least 11 percent of the world’s clothing is fake

    OH MY GOD do you mean this isn’t a shirt I’m wearing… I thought there was supposed to be more holes.

  3. I can understand the trademark and logo issues, but it’s not like you can claim that a clutch purse in a certain shade of brown is somehow your intellectual property.

    If we stop knowingly buying fakes, the supply chain will dry up and counterfeiters will go out of business. The crime syndicates will have far less money to finance their illicit activities and their terrorist plots. And the children? They can go home.

    I can stop terrorism, organized crime and think of the children all by not buying a fake Prada bag? There’s my moral good deed for the day!

  4. P.S. Using as your main source a trade group that panics about counterfeiting on behalf of member businesses is a little suspect. (For a law firm with more than 26 attorneys, annual dues to that little lobbying outfit is $7,000.)

  5. Because even if you drop that much cash on a real bag and opt out of the counterfeit market, you’re doing your part to uphold the idea that luxury-name-brand items are desirable — the very idea that fuels counterfeit bag production in the first place.

    *sniff* Silly Jill. The solution is just for the little people to stop desiring that which they cannot have. Then those who can afford fine handbags can do so guilt-free. *pops out monacle*

  6. Wow. I cannot believe the bullshit ads Americans have to put up with. *gag* Patronising crap.

    *cough* That is all

  7. Of course, there IS a commodity that DOES provide most of al-Qaeda’s funds. It’s not illegal drugs, and it’s not fake handbags.

  8. Also, Dana Thomas tries to give the impression of having interviewed counter-terror expert Magnus Ranstorp. But if she’d called St. Andrews, she would have found that he no longer works there. And if she’d spoken to him instead of reading a flyer given to her by a PR firm, she would have known that he was talking primarily about counterfeit CDs and electronics, not designer clothes:

    Much of terrorist finances are generated through ordinary crime and from counterfeit schemes (fake CD’s, electronics, etc).

    Funny, she forgot to include that last bit. This might be the most poorly-sourced report to appear in the New York Times since Judith Miller left the paper.

  9. I wrote a letter to Harper’s Bazaar because I saw an ad about fake handbags in their magazine. It’s complete B.S. Mainstream real clothing production depends on child labor just as much as knock-off production, so why aren’t we going after those guys? Because these people don’t really care about child labor–they just don’t want “trash” buying knock-off handbags and tarnishing the image and exclusivity of the real thing. It’s so hypocritical it makes me sick.

  10. UGH. Not that I would buy a knock off handbag because I consider it beneath me to own a copy of something that would have cost more than I make in a month. What a waste of money. Huh, just like these PSA’s a complete waste of money that could have been spent on something useful.

    The only anti-drug ads that I don’t get upset about are the anti-meth ads they have at home in Missouri. Meth is a big problem for kids in some parts of this country and it seems like no one ever talks about it. (Turns out Hawaii has a problem with this too.)

  11. Who carries purses (scuse me, “bags”) in 2007 anyway? I need a backpack for hauling computer. Then I have a wallet on a string for going out and a briefcase for meetings. No bags at all for me and I certainly wouldn’t know a Prada from a Target bag.

  12. I don’t understand the concept of “fake purses”. If I can put stuff in it and put it on my shoulder, it’s obviously a real purse. Of course, I don’t get why the name brand purses cost so much anyways. Unless they have a built-in computer I’m not seeing how a bag to put stuff in could be worth the prices they charge.

  13. On the recreational drug trade, people who purchase heroin, imported marijuana, hash or meth are indeed hurting themselves, their community and funding criminals all in one, so I don’t have a beef against ads that bring that fact up.

    But when it comes to the fashion industry whining about how knock-offs are hurting their exclusiveness, I say hooray go counterfeiters! Drive those overpriced, artificial conspicuous consumption whores right out!

    Wouldn’t it be wonderful if all the fashion houses went out of business, the sweatshops closed down and fashion meant long lasting, comfortable, reasonably priced and functional? Think of all the brain space available in people’s minds for things that matter when they don’t have to fret over next season’s styles.

    The usual tact when someone imitates you to the point where it dilutes your uniqueness is that you up the ante or make a change to point up your difference.

    Oh wait, if the fashion industry did that, they’d cease to have any meaning wouldn’t they? Seems a double edged sword they created themselves. No sympathy here for the profiteers of American classism.

  14. **Although if you’re a heroin and/or opium addict, you probably are giving the Taliban a bit of financial backing; and if your cocaine habit is raging on, you’re probably throwing at least a few bucks at some less-than-savory characters in Colombia. Of course, if we just dropped the whole drug-illegalization thing, we wouldn’t be throwing quite so much money at drug traffickers and terrorists. But then the terrorists win. Except, technically, they lose. But we have fewer people to put in jail, which means that we… lose? Win? And now my head just hurts. Someone get me my DARE t-shirt and a slurpee

    Too true. Too true. Drug addiction may not be a good thing, but criminalisation drives the profits into the hands of criminals. And costs (particularly the US) an insane amount of money.

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