Best. O’Reilly. Ever.
Apparently there is a rampant infestation of pink-pistol-toting lesbian gangs (seriously), wreaking havoc on cities across the nation with their combat boots, short haircuts, and unnatural love of softball. They are recruiting children in schools to be members of their “lower socio-economic crew” — I suspect from the same school Emperor Misha attended (you know, the one where he learned how to fist himself to orgasm in the 6th grade).
To quote the brilliant Mr. O’Reilly, “It makes sense if you had lawless gay people that they would do this sort of thing.”
Thank God for brave culture warriors like Bill who are willing to shed light on the kind of filth that one comes across when doing the valuable journalistic work of Googling “lesbian gang-bang.”
Thanks to Thom for the link.