Nothing turns me on like protruding collarbones.
Is there any part of the female body left that we aren’t supposed to obsess over? Now even my collarbones have to be skinny?
I hate that billowy, shapeless shirts and dresses are in right now. Unless you are tall and have long legs poking out underneath, they make you look short, shapeless and like you’re wearing a tent. They always look cute on the runways, and like shit when you actually put them on (and by “you” I mean “me”). But it’s pretty sick that the response to billowy dresses that hide your hip bones or flat stomach is to emphasize a protruding collar bone. Not because protruding collar bones are bad or unattractive — skinny gals, don’t get mad at me quite yet — but because fetishizing any single part of a woman’s body as “proof” that she’s attractive (i.e., thin) is pretty fucked. And it’s especially pretty fucked because, aside from the people who are naturally very thin, getting your collarbones to protrude an inch or two demands some serious starvation.
This region has been emphasized by the skinny celebrity acolytes of the stylist Rachel Zoe, including Nicole Richie and Keira Knightley. Their ubiquitous deep V-neck tops show off sometimes skeletal frames, and other actresses have taken their cue and sized down as well, to the point that the Internet teems with fashion and celebrity bloggers and message board posters carping about protruding A-list clavicles.
Nicole Richie has a serious eating disorder. Her disorder is likely doing serious harm to her body. Girls and women die from it, or permanently damage their bodies. It is not something to be idealized; it’s also not something that should be turned into a freak show. It’s pretty disturbing when she’s the model for the new clavicle craze.
The blogger diaryofamadfashionista has written about “the disturbing rise of the clavicle,” adding, “We women of Rubenesque dimensions must band together and DEMAND that fashion take note of bosoms, buttocks, legs, plump dimpled elbows, and all of those other beautiful touches that make a female, well, female.”
Well, skinny bony-clavicled women are female also, and I kind of hate this “real woman” thing which ties femininity to having hips or full breasts or a round ass or a soft stomach. I hear what she’s saying, and I agree that it would be nice to see a more representative range of female bodies in fashion, advertising and entertainment in general. It’s refreshing to see women who look more like me, and more like American women in general, being imaged as sexy and attractive. It’s refreshing to hear women say that they aren’t going to conform to the beauty standard, and that instead they’re going to make the beauty standard conform to them. But I’d rather see us not be broken down into parts, whether the part is a dimpled elbow or a protruding collar bone.