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Michelle Malkin: Combating Terrorism One Crappy Manifesto at a Time

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Funniest response ever to Michelle Malkin’s batshit I am John Doe campaign.

Most Americans just rolled over and surrendered when Arab terrorists took over the government and the media, but not Michelle Malkin.

She’s fighting back. By starting a club.

All you have to do to join is report everyone you see who seems to be a foreigner. Or who seems to tolerate foreigners. Or who may be thinking foreigner-tolerating thoughts.

It’s like the Junior Spies in 1984, only totally fun.

You must go read the pledge, with commentary from Chris Kelly. Malkin does indeed offer “Stirring words. It’s like Pat Benatar wrote Braveheart.” And I’m so glad someone is finally taking on the issue of Sharia law at community pools.

23 thoughts on Michelle Malkin: Combating Terrorism One Crappy Manifesto at a Time

  1. So who do we report Michelle Malkin to then?

    She’s foreign looking, and always on the TV and radio and blogosphere.

    And we know them terrarists have pretended to be pro-american informers as a ploy to get themselves into the confidence of american forces prior to helping attack those forces from the inside.

    Someone has reminded her that she’s not actually white haven’t they? or is her husband’s ghost writing under her name reached a whole new crazy/stupid level? Most muslims in the world are, after all, asian looking so…

  2. I love this part:

    I will raise my voice against your subjugation of women and religious minorities.

    Yes, please do raise your voice against that. It’d be a nice change.

  3. I will put my country above multiculturalism.

    fabulous. patriotism at it’s best. really. thanks, michelle, for reminding me of what is REALLY important.

  7. one more thing:

    “I will put my family’s safety above sensitivity. I will put my country above multiculturalism.”

    My mexican-croatian-Lebanese family really appreciates that.
    So does my daddy who is brown, and who is frequently judged for his “ethnic” appearance.

    You’re sooo revolutionary miss Malkin. Racism is like, so edgy.

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  10. That was so funny, I can’t even be angry. It’s just too ridiculous, and Mr. Kelly does a great job of pointing that out even if he just let’s her speak for herself, then steps back and laughs at it.

  12. maja: that was pretty much my exact thought. Does that mean Malkin and other John D’oh pledgers are gonna step up off my reproductive rights and Buddhist-athiest-Pagan friends? Wouldn’t that just be delightful?

  13. Silly Maja and Johanna. Michelle is obviously talking about the oppressed Christian minority in this country! Don’t you see how the recent replacement of the Constitution with Sharia law is making it impossible for Christians to own businesses, win elections, publicly celebrate their holidays, and otherwise live their lives?

  14. Does her husband know she’s talking about the oppressed Christian minority? I mean, his kids are Christians, but I don’t think he converted.

    And what a terrible thing to say about Pat Benatar.

  15. I dislike big apostates and I cannot lie;

    You other imams cannot deny;

    When a girl walks in with her niqab displaced

    I want a suicide belt around my waist

  16. So who do we report Michelle Malkin to then?

    She’s foreign looking, and always on the TV and radio and blogosphere.

    She’s not just foreign, she’s ethnically Filipino. And there are Muslim terrorist groups in the Philippines, some of whom (such as Abu Sayef,) have alleged ties to Al Qaeda. There are also Filipino Muslim terrorist who have actually kidnapped and killed Americans. Not just Americans, but missionaries! The oppressed Christian minority! Therefore, by her own logic, the only decent and patriotic thing to do would be to assemble a legion of patriotic citizens to monitor her at all times and be prepared to report her if she does anything suspicious like switching airline seats or speaking to people in foreign languages. These citizens should be ready to forcibly subdue her if she tries to light her shoe on fire.

    Never mind that there’s over eighty million non-terrorist Filipinos, ten million non-terrorist Filipinos working overseas, and something like three or four million non-terrorists Filipino-Americans working overseas. People of that nationality are terrorists! Watch her at all times!

  17. I’m trying to picture a swimming pool under sharia law. I’m picturing a whole lot of dry people.

  20. I am traveling on your plane. I am riding on your train. I am at your bus stop. I am on your street. I am in your subway car. I am on your lift.

    dear john,

    i got tired of spending half my life in airports, so i no longer fly. the public transportation here in two bit, fla, consists of stealing the bike your neighbor stole from somebody else, so you won’t find me on the bus, train, or subway. if you’re on my street, a busy highway, you must be the dead possum that’s stinking up the place.

    btw, we call them elevators here, bub. obviously you’re a foreigner and terrist.

  21. I got an itching on my sandnigger ass, even at 2:30 in the morning, just to say: Michelle you are a total joke! You make yourself a fool! Go ahead, spy on me. Spy on my family. I’ll be making sure I am flipping you the bird at your damned surveillance cameras. What an idiot! She’s seriously delusional! Furthermore, that is just about the most revealing way for a racist who herself is Asian to try to climb the “ladder of whiteness”, spitting upon other immigrants and brown people on the way up.
    And I cannot stand how these conservatives and Islamophobes/Arabphobes say they hate for the sake of defending women’s rights. As a North African feminist that just drives me up the wall. Argh! Okay, I need to go to bed now…
    -Lara

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