1. Muslims are “different,” because they are anti-modern and they marry their cousins.
2. Barack Rodney King Obama. Yes, that is the headline. I don’t have to say anything else, but I will just point out that you know you’ve got nothin when you’re criticizing your opponent for attempts at consensus-building.
3. Yo, George, Wassup? Another actual headline. Summary: White dudes are teh rulez.
4. Obama is black and that’s why people like him. But is he too black?