Dahlia Lithwick learns the hard way that right-wing zealots like Charlotte Allen will straight-up lie in order to suit their agendas. Luckily, Lithwick has a sense of humor, and she’s asking you to re-write her columns as a right-wing blowhard. If I didn’t have three papers and two articles due this week, I’d do it myself (this also explains why I’ve been MIA lately). So have at it — and if you do well, you might just win a copy of right-wing Dahlia’s book, “How the Duke Lacrosse Team Is Responsible for Global Warming, 9/11, the Death of Anna Nicole Smith, and the Black Plague of 1347.”
Also, has anyone read the March issue of Vanity Fair? There’s a horribly frightening article about Pat Dollard, a former Hollywood agent turned right-wing lunatic, but I can’t seem to find a copy of it online. If anyone can track it down, it would be much appreciated. If it’s not reproduced anywhere, I’ll post on it later today and just type out excerpts. As a teaser, I’ll say that Pat Dollard is a scary, hateful, blood-thirsty man, and, unsurprisingly, his pals on the right are already defending him.