The weather here is terrible (wind, rain, ice, thunder, you name it), so I thought I would share one of the silliest things I’ve seen on Slate in awhile: porn by politicians!
Match up sordid excerpts with the politcians who penned them.
My personal favorite below since it’s mildly NSFW
“She romped on top of Simolzak’s huge frame, straddling him with her hands on his chest, her back arched and her breasts flailing wildly in the air. Her back was to him and her long hair swung from side to side as if accentuating the abandonment of her screams.”
Yeah, that would be Jim Webb, current candidate for Senate in Virginia.
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