If you’re gonna go for religious indoctrination, might as well get ’em young. I wish I could tell you that this is a joke. One section is Habu’s Corner, in which an elephant dressed in a sari is surrounded by the words,
Hey, Habu…
How many gods do you have?
Habu says: ‘I don’t know… I lost count!’
Wouldn’t you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don’t love you at all?
Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!
Hey, brown people, your gods don’t love you! And neither do your parents!
But Jesus loves you, so much that he’ll even warn you about atheists:
Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
[Picture of a goat in pajamas] Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they’ve got it all figured out…
…but then why are they always so sad?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God’s Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
Thank god for Lambuel, the adorable lamb of god, and Just 4 Kidz (the Z stands for Zealousness for Jesus!)