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How wrong can one article be?

Witness the conservative reaction to the ongoing FDA/emergency contraception ordeal:

After resisting for years feminists determined to make high-dosagesteroids available to women and girls without a prescription, it seems that the Bush Administration is about to cave in to political pressure and make the morning-after pill (MAP) accessible over the counter to those over 18.

Glad that the Bush administration is finally willing to cave to that political pressure on an issue that they should have absolutely no say over. This should be the FDA’s call, and the FDA should operate independent of partisan politics. But it’s nice to see an admission that on this issue, they certainly aren’t.

Not only will this result in the deaths of more unborn children since MAP often acts after conception,

Wrong, it works the same way that birth control does. It may, in a small minority of cases, prevent a fertilized egg from implanting, but the latest studies suggest that it doesn’t even do that.

but it will seriously harm the health of women and girls who will use the now-easy-to-get MAP repeatedly.

And there’s no evidence that repeated use is harmful. However, the vast majority of women and girls will not be repeat users. The morning-after pill is already available without a doctor’s visit in a handful of states, and there haven’t been any of these serious health problems that the author mentions. Nor have there been issues of widespread serial use.

Anyone over 18 will be able to walk into a grocery store or pharmacy and buy MAP any time he or she pleases, no questions asked. Can anyone doubt that many young women will end up using MAP over and over?

Well, yeah. This may come as a shock to some conservative commentators, but women — even young women — are not usually complete idiots. And at the very least, they’re rational actors, and they probably don’t want to go through the stress of getting the morning-after pill repeatedly. It’s a whole lot easier just to go on birth control.

The FDA’s experts warned of serious health consequences from such use, but could not provide solid examples since there have been no studies of repeated MAP use. No one knows what the repeated dosing with these powerful steroids might do to women’s bodies. Many women, particularly college co-eds, are likely about to find out.

Because “college co-eds” are huge sluts!

If history is any guide, disastrous health effects won’t make any difference once MAP is distributed over the counter. After all, the Clinton Administration rushed the prescription-only approval of the abortion pill, RU-486, and with its fatal side effects, it has been killing mothers at ten times the rate that surgical abortion does. Yet feminists and other so-called women’s advocates don’t want RU-486’s approval revoked.

And interestingly, childbirth has been killing women at more than 10 times the rate of surgical abortion, and certainly more than RU-486. Let’s ban it.

The debate over OTC MAP continues to be surrounded by obvious lies. Once is that MAP is contraception, not abortion. But scientists agree that MAP often stops an already-conceived child from implanting, making it something other than contraception—and something that kills.

Besides the fact that scientists don’t actually agree on this, this is exactly what the birth control pill does. But I suppose that’s a homicide drug too, right?

Yet another lie is that MAP will only be accessible to adult women over the counter. Anyone possessing passing familiarity with American society knows that young teenagers have easy access to cigarettes and alcohol, which are supposed to be sold only to adults. Why should anyone think MAP will be different?

Would the answer, then, be to ban cigarettes and alcohol because teenagers may have access to them?

I look forward to his campaign to make cigarettes and alcohol only available with a doctor’s presecription.


29 thoughts on How wrong can one article be?

  1. I like that he refers to Plan B as “steroids” like whoever would take this crap seriously is supposed to think that the MAP is like the steroids baseball players take. Maybe the underlying message is that the ‘young women’ who will take this will bulk up?
    And besides, Plan B still ain’t cheap. When I got it, about two years back it was $30 for two pills- one time use only- where as I could get BC for $10/ month, maybe even cheaper at PP.

  2. I find it interesting that they are trying to delink the idea of preventing pregnancy from the motivation to take the pill. And they’re implying that women take this pill just for shits and giggles. That’s because most people understand that side effects are part of taking drugs and that it’s a cost-benefit analysis. Yes, Plan B might make you barf. But getting pregnant will definitely make you barf.

  3. I will also point out that the counter to all their arguments is to point out that they are saying that pregnancy is preferable. So “teenagers can get this pill!” is easily countered by pointing out that they support teenage pregnancy and want more teenagers to get pregnant.

  4. Everyone I’ve ever known who has taken Plan B has said it’s rather unpleasant – mood swings and nausea and such. My sample size isn’t that huge, but have other people heard that? If it really is that unpleasant, that would certainly act as a deterrent to using Plan B all that often.

  5. BIG semantic problem – “morning-after pill” is the tag that has always been placed on RU-486. The person in this article continually refers to Plan B as the morning-after pill. Either they really don’t know the difference, or are equating the two on purpose to cloud the issue.

    Technically, Plan B is more of a morning after pill than RU-486 is, since it has to be taken within 72 hours and RU is taken after pregnancy is determined, after about 2 weeks, but still. It had the name first, and this is making the confusion worse.

    Besides, Plan B retails for what, $40? Does this guy really think that teenagers will be willing to fork over that much on a regular basis just so they won’t have to use condoms? Really.

  6. One blogger I’ve read who took it said it made her throw up. I believe it—my stomach has been bothering me for a few days now and every time I take my low dose pill I get swamped by nausea. I can only imagine was a quadruple dose would feel like.

    But beats getting pregnant, which is what we need to repeat like a mantra, seriously.

  7. Everyone I’ve known who has used it had at least some side effects. It certainly wasn’t an experience most of them wanted to repeat ever again. But, you know us sluts, we just want to screw every guy we see without consequences!*

    * In the case of a college roommate, we were making Exorcist jokes. I’d certainly call that a consequence, but, well, I’m not crazy!

  8. Does anyone besides me find the use of the term “co-ed” irritating? Because to me, it implies that the female students are there *in addition to* the male students, not as students in their own rights.

    And yeah, the whole argument that will harm women irritates the crap out of me as it has no scientific basis. Yeah, synthetic *hormones* (not steroids — duh) in large doses are not a great thing for the body. But I suspect that most girls would not be taking these things by the handful. They are expensive, and tend to make you sick. Most young women are not going to be eager to go through that repeatedly. But that is FAR, FAR preferable to waiting anxiously for your period to show up after a mishap. And god/dess forbid you happen to have an irregular period or be a couple of days late that month. …

    Jackasses….

  9. Not only will this result in the deaths of more unborn children since MAP often acts after conception,

    Scientists believe that in a woman who is using no birth control, 60% to 80% of fertilized eggs fail to implant. 15% of known pregnancies result in miscarriage. Even if the fundie belief that Plan B causes fertilized egg/zygote expulsion 100% of the time were true, it would still account for a very small percentage of the “deaths of unborn children.” Further proof that the conservative war on contraception isn’t about protecting embryos and fetuses, but about taking away a woman’s control of her fertility.

  10. BIG semantic problem – “morning-after pill” is the tag that has always been placed on RU-486. The person in this article continually refers to Plan B as the morning-after pill. Either they really don’t know the difference, or are equating the two on purpose to cloud the issue.

    Technically, Plan B is more of a morning after pill than RU-486 is, since it has to be taken within 72 hours and RU is taken after pregnancy is determined, after about 2 weeks, but still. It had the name first, and this is making the confusion worse.

    Car, I’m not sure that this is true. Plan B has always been referred to as the morning-after pill; as far as I know, reproductive health professionals and pharmaceutical companies have never called RU-486 the “morning-after” pill, but they have used that term for Plan B/emergency contraception. RU-486 is the “abortion pill,” and can be taken up to 7 weeks into a pregnancy.

  11. Everyone I’ve ever known who has taken Plan B has said it’s rather unpleasant – mood swings and nausea and such. My sample size isn’t that huge, but have other people heard that?

    The one time I used regular birth-control pills as emergency contraception (condom broke; we hadn’t been using the pills as regular birth control for months), I had nausea similar to what I have with morning sickness, requiring me to eat more or less constantly for a day or two. With pregnancy, of course, the nausea continues for months.

  12. Plan B (or something similar) was called the morning-after pill when I had my first pregnancy scare (that would have been 1996… and now I feel old). My mum said something like “I know it’s called the morning-after pill, but you can take it something like four or five days later” and I, educated by Just17, replied, “No, it’s three days and that’s already passed.”

  13. I’ve used plan B twice in my life so far. No negative side-effects that I was aware of. Of course, I was stressed out as hell during both of those times because of classes, so I could have just not noticed anything/attributed it to homework-related hysteria.

  14. I’ve taken Plan B with no side affects. On the other hand, when I first went on the birth control pill, I did have some nausea.

  15. Does anyone besides me find the use of the term “co-ed” irritating?

    Yeah, that crap is annoying and I’m tired of hearing the term. (Thanks for nothing, Ben Fawley.)

  16. I’ve had partners use Plan B with no side effects. (Effects, ahem, not Affects. The grammarian in me comes out.) On the other hand, I’ve had a few folks close to me go through RU-486 abortions, and in one case, I’ve sat with a friend as she went through the whole process (including “passing” the contents of the uterus). That’s a very different ball game.

    You know, today’s the day. I’ve been wishy-washying around the abortion issue for two years, and it’s time to say damn it, I am staunchly pro-choice. I don’t know why, but this post today just put me over the edge. The “consistent life” reference is coming off my header on my blog.

  17. RU-486, and with its fatal side effects, it has been killing mothers at ten times the rate that surgical abortion does.

    Nope. RU-486 may be slightly more dangerous than early surgical abortion, probably not even that. Certainly not 10X more dangerous.

  18. RU-486, and with its fatal side effects, it has been killing mothers at ten times the rate that surgical abortion does.

    Oh, I have a funny feeling that’s not at all true. I know there have been some deaths, but they’ve been due to infection, not to side effects from the pills themselves. IIRC, the infections occur mostly in women who insert the second dose vaginally instead of orally, at home rather than in the doctor’s office. In other words, the fatal side effects were pretty standard infections.

  19. actually, zuzu, they were pretty nonstandard infections. The bacterium that infected the women – and it was the same species in all of the deaths – is a pretty rare thing to be infected with. There have been a few other gynecologically-related infections with the bug, but there’s really no information on exactly why these infections have cropped up all of a sudden or exactly how it could be related to RU-486.

  20. I have a funny feeling that’s not at all true

    It’s not. This study estimates deaths from RU-486 at 1.1 per 100,000, about the same or slightly worse than surgical abortion and at least 10X safer than completing a pregnancy. And yes, the infections were almost all associated with a use and delivery schedule that was off label (not recommended by the manufacturer or determined to be safe by the FDA).

  21. I’ve taken the Postinor (our emergency contraception) twice, and only had an early period followed by a late period as a side effect. (The second time, I actually used that to avoid being on my period when we got married.) Earlier emergency contraception regimes with estrogen and ones where you take regular birth control pills are more likely to cause nausea.

    How you know you’re in Sweden: you see a teenager take Postinor in the line to the kebab place at the food court.

  22. Just on a practical note regarding nausea after taking emergency contraception: if it makes you physically sick (vomit) then the full dose may not have got into your system hence reducing its effectiveness. If you know you are prone to pill-related sickness then it may help to take anti-nausea medication beforehand – but best to check with your doctor if possible .

  23. When I took Plan B at a clinic they 1) gave me a pregancy test before they gave me the pills and 2) gave me anti-nausea pills which made me a complete zombie I was so sleepy. I was at work struggling not to fall asleep and was completely unproductive.

    But – as Amanda wrote – much better to know that you aren’t pregnant and will not get pregnant.

  24. Plan B can be considerably *more* expensive than $40, if you aren’t insured. To get it from PP in my city, you have to already be a patient. I wasn’t able to get Plan B from PP on a weekend, because their clinics close at 2pm on Saturday, and their call service wouldn’t page a doc for me (mostly due to a lack of training on the part of the call center employee, which they assure me that they have now fixed).

    I could get Plan B at the emergency room. For $300. In my case I was fortunately able to finally get through to a doc on my health care plan who phoned a script into my local drugstore, but that’s not an option for folks without insurance.

    It’s also available online (depending on which state you live in) from http://www.getthepill.com — they charge $29.95. And docs are also giving women pre-emptive prescriptions, so you can have some on hand if you need it, which is an excellent idea, and I encourage everyone to ask their doctor for some. Even if you don’t think you’ll need it, your doc will know that this is something that patients want.

    Oh, and finally, wrt to nausea — I first took morning after medication maybe about 10 years ago, and it made me fell awful, but the newer formulation seems to have managed to avoid most of the nasty side effects.

  25. Rose said:

    When I got it, about two years back it was $30 for two pills- one time use only- where as I could get BC for $10/ month, maybe even cheaper at PP.

    Not to pull off a side track here, but I am a PP patient and Plan B is $100 and I pay $35 a month for birth control. BushCo has legislated PPs federal funding right out the door, and there is no such thing as ‘free’ at PP clinics anymore, and thier ‘reduced rate’ is no longer the deal it once was. Its still cheaper than taking my uninsured ass to a dr, but its not ‘just $10’ anymore.

    Colorado tried to be a ‘allow pharmacists to dispense Plan B’ state, but Gov Owens shot it down…cause you know, if we could, we’d do it all the time

  26. No one knows what the repeated dosing with these powerful steroids might do to women’s bodies.

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the original pill have hormone levels ten or fifteen times higher than the modern pill? And isn’t the morning after pill something like four times the dose of the modern pill? It seems to me like we know just fine what repeated dosing would do to a woman’s body.

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