There’s a new Cary Tennis column up which raises some interesting questions:
I am a 40-year-old single heterosexual woman, living in New York City. Just like thousands of other women I wonder if I will ever find The One, or if I will be a lonely old lady with cats who yells at the neighbors.
I know that nowadays, the style for women is to shave their pubic hair, maybe leaving a tiny strip, à la Brazilian wax. I have dated a few men who have asked me to shave my pubic hair.
The first time I was asked, I tried it — why not? I thought — just to see what it would look like.
Well, I am a bit overweight, so it looked like a giant baby’s crotch, which grossed me out. It freaked me out even more when the guy liked it. I couldn’t stand to see him anymore — what did he want with a crotch that looked like a baby’s?
Then of course, when it grew back in, I got all ingrown hairs and it was extremely uncomfortable.
Now, when I date someone, if he mentions that maybe I could shave my crotch, I am so horrified that I can’t see him anymore.
So now I am curious. Do most women do this today? Are there guys who don’t mind pubic hair au naturel?
Or is this another item for my list of criteria (smart, considerate, financially responsible, not boring, hetero) that will make it nearly impossible for me to find someone?
Will I end up a lonely old lady who yells at her neighbors?
My Cats Don’t Mind Fur
Cary punts this one to the readership on the grounds that he’s been married for 17 years and hasn’t kept up with the latest in pubic grooming fashions.
I do think it’s an interesting question, though — how much interest does one’s sexual partner have in one’s personal grooming habits, and what is over the line? I understand this woman’s revulsion at a guy that likes a look that she thinks makes her look like a baby (and therefore makes her wonder if he’s got pedophilia fantasies), though I think she’s overreacting to the requests of subsequent men that she shave.
I’ve been waxed, shaved, trimmed and au naturel, with au naturel winning out in the long run because I just can’t be bothered anymore. I have had a couple of Brazilian waxes, one with the ridiculous little Hitler-mustache “landing strip”, the others totally bare. I have to say, I liked the way that felt (once the pain subsided and before the itchy little hairs grew back), though it’s hard to look at a naked body that has both bare pubes and G-cups and see anything remotely childlike about it, so I was able to evaluate it (and my partner’s reaction to it) free of any worry about pedophilia fetishes.
As for requests for certain ways to trim the hedges, my attitude is that you can always ask. Once. And then it’s pestering, which gets into ideas of possession and territoriality and just who the fuck are you to make demands about the way I choose to maintain my pubic hair, so long as it’s clean?
Pubic hair may be one of those issues that seem like a new, big deal now, partly driven by fashions in topiary displays in porn and strip clubs (seriously, go find some vintage skin mags sometime), but the truth is, all kinds of body hair have been a subject between lovers. Men have long felt entitled to express their opinions on the length or style of women’s hair, or on whether a woman should shave her legs or armpits. Men haven’t escaped this, either — particularly in regard to chest or back hair, which some men shave or wax because they feel they’re too hairy.
Thoughts? How do you feel about being asked by your partner to groom differently? How do you feel about asking your partner to do something different?