Dog Bites King’s Bear:
A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children’s museum.
“He just went berserk,” said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.
Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears’ limbs and heads on the museum floor.
See Barney the bear killer look awkward here.
Don’t look at my laundry, look at Pablo’s long whiskers.
Pablo may hate the blue ball, but Doug really hates the blue ball. Doug sits on his orange chair and plots the death of the blue ball and Elvis’s baby binky.
[story via Cinnamon]