The Scene: The Chef and I are parked in front of the computer watching the last of the Cooking Up a Story videos. We wait for this one to load.
Chef: You know, I would really like to have a dutch oven.
Lauren: I can give you one if you’re really interested.
(laughs hysterically for the next ten minutes, continues to laugh at every mention of dutch ovens, blows snot bubble)
Chef: (unamused) You’re a fucking dork.
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