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Can I Have Mike Adams’ Job?

When a college professor is recommending these books for summer reading, you know you’ve got a problem (for the record, I’d be saying the same thing if he was recommending Stupid White Men and the DaVinci Code). For those attending the University of North Carolina at Wilmington, I’d recommend avoing Adams’ class, unless you’d rather read second-rate right-wing conspiracy-lit than anything worthwhile.

For what it’s worth, if I were a college professor suggesting some good summer reading, my list would go something like this:

Midnight’s Children and/or The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
Zami: A New Spelling of My Name by Audre Lorde
White Noise by Don Delillo
The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster
Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami
Women, Race and Class by Angela Y. Davis
Against Love: A Polemic by Laura Kipnis
Interpretor of the Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri
Ragtime by E.L. Doctorow
Old School by Tobias Wolff
Backlash by Susan Faludi
American Pastoral and/or Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth
Beloved by Toni Morrison
The Color Purple by Alice Walker

There are a million others, but I’ll stop while I’m ahead.

Add your suggestions in the comments.


17 thoughts on Can I Have Mike Adams’ Job?

  1. A few of mine…

    Blindness by Jose Sarramago.

    The Scarlet and the Blackby Henri Stehndahl

    Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf.

    The Wretched of the Earth Franz Fanon

    Reasonable Creatures Katha Pollitt

  2. Oooh, seconding Fanon’s The Wretched of the Earth. Everyone, everywhere, should read it. And I also second the Rushdie.

    Also:

    The Home and the World by Rabindranath Tagore

    Brick Lane by Monica Ali

    The Dispossessed, The Left Hand of Darkness and/or Always Coming Home by Ursula K. Le Guin

    Midnight Robber by Nalo Hopkinson

    The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

    Asleep by Banana Yoshimoto

    One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

  3. Well, to be fair, Mike Adams is a fucking idiot who should wither in relative academic obscurity before eventually being brought up on the inevitable sexual harrassment charges. He’s also a graduate of the same high school that I went to, although in a different half (bottom) than I (top) of the class. Ponder that imponderable.

  4. Have you ever wondered why there are so many Women’s Studies departments on college campuses? Have you ever wondered what they do with the degrees after they graduate? Read this book and find out. Warning: You won’t be happy with the answers.

    Ooh, scary! So, would he be disappointed that I’m not using my geology degree and instead became a lawyer?

  5. Jill, of course White Noise is amazing; however, I will not sit by quietly while you bash Dan Brown. For Shame!

    Add Bonfire of the Vanities/TomWolfe, 1984/Orwell, and Crime & Punishment/Tolstoy

    And no more of this anti-Dan Brown nonsense!

  6. Open Secrets and Runaway, by Alice Munro
    Oscar and Lucinda and The True History of the Kelly Gang, by Peter Carey
    The Floating World, by Kazuo Ishiguro
    A Delicate Balance, by Rohinton Mistry

    I’m still reading Lolita (which I seem to have misplaced) and The End of the Affair.

  7. Let’s add some more:
    The Parable of the Sower and The Parable of the Talents by Octavia Butler
    The Mismeasure of Man by Stephen Jay Goul
    The Mismeasure of Woman by Carol Tavris
    Mother Nature by Sarah Blaffer Hrdy
    Sexing the Body by Anne Fausto-Sterling
    Animal Farm by George Orwell
    Ammonite by Nicola Griffith
    The Way We Never Were by Stephanie Coontz
    Wake Up, Little Susie! by Rickie Solinger

  8. Pretty much anything by Octavia E. Butler.
    Pretty much anything by Sherri S. Tepper

    War and Peace by Tolstoy (but you can skip most of the war parts, which are boring)

    The Red Queen by Matt Ridley

    That’s all I can think of right now, since I either read things that most people wouldn’t enjoy like Inferring Phylogenies or sci-fi/fantasy that, while enjoyable, makes literary types look down their noses at me.

    BTW, Crime & Punishment was Dostoyevskii. And it really wasn’t all that good.

  9. I’ve never been a huge fiction fan, so I’m afraid I don’t have any novels off of the top of my head to recommend.

    The historian in me likes A People’s History of the United States, by Howard Zinn.

    I might recommend what I just recently re-read: War Is A Force That Gives Us Meaning, by Christopher Hedges.

  10. 1985 by Anthony Burgess

    Survivor by Chuck Palaniuk

    Confessions of a Failed Southern Belle by Florence King

  11. I’m embarrassed to say that i’ve only read 1984 and Beloved from any of these lists.

    I would recommend The Metamorphosis by Kafka (I love me some good existential crises) and Taylor Branch’s trilogy about Martin Luther King, Jr. and the civil rights movement: Parting the Waters, Pillar of Fire, and At Canaan’s Edge.

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