It’s a showdown: Who has the best absurd tabloid stories?
Ever the loyal New Yorker, I’d like to think that we win on this one, if only for the presence of the Post. We had STAB BABY. And then we had CAT IN A WELL.
But LA seems determined to catch up, as Defamer links to this story: DOG IN A PIPE!
Usually, I’d say DOG IN A PIPE beats out CAT IN A WELL. But DOG IN A PIPE was actually in Texas, and just reported in the LA gossip pages. Pssh.
NY 1, LA 0.