My mates and I will spend this day selling chocolate vaginas — we already did most of our Slutty Women’s Day business last week, getting the Girl Scouts to slap down Limbaugh’s advertising revenue. Have a happy International Women’s Day, everyone!
Pure awesome. Linda Carter’s “Wonder Woman”, Faye Dunaway’s “Joan Crawford”, Jane Lynch’s “dramatic chipmunk” ! Trifecta! I might be biased, tho; Linda Carter is the woman who made me realize that girls were, well, badass (yes, I’m that old). When does that super-hero get a re-boot, btw?
When does that super-hero get a re-boot, btw? In the movies? Fucking never, that’s when. Nobody wants to see a woman superhero, jeez. I mean, a Daredevil movie? No problem. Another Hulk movie after the first one tanked? Sure, why not? Ghost Rider, Jonah Hex, The Punisher? Obviously. But Wonder Woman? Are you high? Why would anybody want to make a movie about one of the DC universe’s big three? She hasn’t got a penis of any kind at all, and she’s a woman. It’s right there in her name and everything. Nobody wants to see that crap.