You’ll Have To Excuse Me For Finding This Uproariously Funny December 30, 2005 Lauren A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home after a traffic stop, authorities said. The officer suffered minor injuries, including bites to his ankle, Detective Bill Veteran said. Ahem.
I he heard that The Angry Chihuahuas will be opening for DSL and The Broadband when they come to Chicago. Do you know if there are any tickets left?
The story gets weirder: Earlier that same day in Fremont, a homeowner had called police to report a break-in. The woman said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer. The intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured images of “erotic Indian art,” Veteran said. Nothing was reported stolen, and neither the woman nor her nine-year- old daughter was hurt, he said
The officer suffered minor injuries, including bites to his ankle, Detective Bill Veteran said. This has *got* to be a spoof, right? “Bill Veteran?”
Sheesh, Craig, don’t you think Detective Veteran has enough to deal with without you making fun of him? What with the chihuahuas and all. You know how hard it is to find chihuahua-size handcuffs?