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The Underwear Oracle

Jill

Because outlining for Torts is getting old. And I *heart* underwear.

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you’re bad, you’re very bad. And when you’re good, you’re still trouble!

You’re sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.

Wow, the oracle is so right. How does it do that?!

26 thoughts on The Underwear Oracle

  1. “You have a lucky pair of underwear. And you wear it more than you should.

    You’re not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants. ”

    Man that *is* disturbingly accurate.

  2. You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.
    You’re sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.

    Whoa.
    Starting to get a little weirded out by the accuracy…

  3. “You sometimes wake up in a remote alley, your pants and underwear around your ankles.

    Troubled by the eight-hour blackout and your missing wallet, you feel sated yet confused.”

    Anybody else get that one?

  4. You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.
    You’re not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

    The Underwear Fairy is half right. I’ll let you guess which half.

  5. When you’re bad, you’re very bad. And when you’re good, you’re still trouble!

    You’re the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear.

    Not quite right.

  7. Here’s what I got:

    You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you’re not!

    You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear.

    Here’s what I expected to get:

    You wear the exact same kind of underwear that your Mom bought for you when you lived at home.

    Only bigger. Much bigger.

  8. Whilst outlining for torts, don’t forget to consider what is needed for a successful summary judgment, directed verdict, etc., for a given tort theory. All that civil procedure stuff can bloom unexpectedly in the final exam of another course.

  9. Hubris: When I take the time to knock somebody out and drag them to a remote alley, and all I find in their wallet is 12 bucks, a Sam’s Club card, and a ticket stub from the recent remake of “Yours, Mine, and Ours”… wait a minute, I don’t like where this is going.

  10. and a ticket stub from the recent remake of “Yours, Mine, and Ours”…

    Hey–I can cancel the card, but that ticket stub has sentimental value, you bastard.

  11. EricP wears black boxer-briefs.

    Who’s the oracle now?

    I bow down in awe. What other truths can you tell me;-).

  13. You’re a total rebel who doesn’t conform to any rules. P.S. – It’s a jungle down there!

    Damn, it even detected my feminism.

    You’re also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

    Word.

  17. Lauren, did you really want to share that you’ve eschewed undergarments? =)

    I read that this afternoon and my only thought was, I wonder how many of my teachers back in the day were going without. If only I had considered possibility, they might have had more of my attention!

  18. Yeah well Jill is wearing Black female boyshorts, heh. God now I feel kind of dirty…..

    Imagine how I felt when Jill told me what I was wearing. Until I thought it through, I was a little shocked and disturbed at the “guess”! Don’t ask me why, it was just an odd feeling to exposed like that. It was funny when I checked (I had to) and found that Jill was wearing the female equivalent of what I was wearing;-).

  19. What Your Underwear Says About You
    You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let’s hope you’re a chick.

    You’re comfortable in your own skin – and don’t care to impress anyone.The Underwear Oracle

    hmm.. since i’ve started law school this seems accurate.

    Oh and Jill- outlining for consitutional law blows too. I guess i have torts outlining to not look forward to next semester 🙁

  20. What Your Underwear Says About You
    You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let’s hope you’re a chick.

    You’re comfortable in your own skin – and don’t care to impress anyone.

  22. You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.

    You’re not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

    Eerie. Or since I’m outlining Civ Pro – Erie.

    Jill – the negligence is in the air…

  23. Lauren, did you really want to share that you’ve eschewed undergarments? =)

    Eh, I wear ’em every now and again when I start to miss them. Anymore, it just feels so overdressed.

  24. You’re a total rebel who doesn’t conform to any rules. P.S. – It’s a jungle down there!

    You’re also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

    So very very true. So Lauren…erm, yeah…I fell I should make a joke or something about this, but I can’t think of a good one…

  25. How come the only choices for women were Thong, Bikini, and boy shorts. I don’t find any of them confortable. And at my age, comfort wins everytime.

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