Welcome to Feministe’s Next Top Troll. Background on the contest is here. For those of you who are new, here’s how it works: We post a bunch of different troll comments that we’ve received over the past year, organized by theme, over the next few weeks. You vote on your favorites, and we have a troll-off between the winners, until only one is crowned Feministe’s Next Top Troll. As a reminder, these comments are nasty! They are mean! They are sexist! If you dislike that or find it triggering, I hear ya, and I would suggest that you skip the Top Troll posts. All troll comments will be posted below the fold, so you don’t have to read them if you don’t want to.
And without further ado, the Are We Text Messaging Now? Round, for trolls who feel like adding an emoticon or perhaps a nice LOL will make their message more clear:
1. Jimbo š
1) This has no bearing on the merits of Wikileaksās cause. This is obvious but people are idiots so it must be said. Repeatedly.
2) Itās amazing you can type so many words without ever really clarifying anything, for example what the hell ālack of consentā is supposed to mean, definitively. Learn critical thinking, woman. š Also congratulations on getting yourself highly ranked on google news for whatever reason.
2. Magh
Radical feminism should be banned ā period. No one ever gave the right in the first place to those deranged failures of females to speak in the name of all women. Those pests need a proper beating up with a wooden rod and locking up in a mental institution and not be allowed to corrupt society any longer, with their phobic, man-hating paranoiaā¦
And if they guys donāt do it, Iām sure there is enough of us, ladies around who will.
Rape is about violence NOT ABOUT SEX! The vast majority of men arenāt at all keen on rape, because it is essentially against their own hunter instincts. In other words, it is demeaning for a guy to rape cause that means heās failed as a hunter. However those radical feminist bimbos have gone so delusional they actually believe that the world is full of rape-hungry guys who are specifically interested in raping them. Sorry, bimbos, itās only wishful thinkingā¦ :p
3. Beth:
Maybe if this chick wasnāt such an annoying cunt she wouldnāt be dating her 300 cats LOL