Conservative blogger Cassy Fiano is mad because we at Feministe have not yet written about a story that just came out yesterday in a Jerusalem newspaper that none of us read. Because if a woman did something awesome somewhere and we didn’t hear about it and therefore failed to cover it, it proves that we are fake feminists who only care about TV and non-stories like child rape. Also, this one time Cassy Fiano held a gun and told us that we’re all sluts and that celibacy is “the new craze” in New York City (“You sluts are such squares, you aren’t even hip to the new celibacy craze! Kids these days, bumping and grinding! Don’t give it away like they do in the hippy-hop videos and on the YouTube! Wait for the bling-bling! Something about cows and milk!”). She is clearly a way better feminist than we can ever hope to be, is my point.
Anyway, in going forward with Cassy’s logic, she obviously is a bad pro-lifer and a bad skeptic-of-government, since she hasn’t written about the seven-year-old girl who was killed by police in Detroit. “I hate children and love government.” -Cassy Fiano. That argument makes sense, right guys? Trump card?