Background on Feministe’s Next Top Troll is here. Today we bring you the Ivy Leaguers of the troll ecosystem — those brilliant beacons of superior troll intellect, who have kindly stopped by the blog to school all of us little ladies in the ways of the world. So click “more,” girls, you just might learn something:
Frank, in a post with a video of a cute little kid:
That would be your mothering genes kicking in with a vengeance. Big eyes in small round faces naturally makes women go “aaaaaawww” and want to cuddle and protect. That is why we find some animals cuter than others – women are more likely to like cats as they have baby proportions while men like dogs better because they don’t. Has even been shown to work in how we pick teddy bears and dolls.
And me, as a man? I find her sweet enough, and her story hilarious enough, but I’d still not voluntarily have any crotch-droppings any time soon. I consider them a parasite, and my wife and I are simply too egotistical and are having too much fun on our own to want to drag the village idiot around for a decade or so, and then be involuntarily locked up with a pygmyterrorist for another decade.
Hey, maybe that is why intelligent people have fewer children… When we buy things we tend to check out the reviews and make sure we get a good product, and not just go on the “aaaaaaaww”. No amount of “aaaaww” is worth the kind of pain, humiliation and extra work one of those things would put you through. Not for us at least.
But good for you for wanting to be different.
Ryan
I’ve taken a women’s studies course. I know full well what you teach in there. You berate and belittle men, marriage and “the patriarchy”
Do you remember this..http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IU3iQnIt6Nc/S3-6RxZOOkI/AAAAAAAAAXo/e3TEsaBSYpM/s1600-h/ScreenShot014.bmp
men remember..
Do you remember the pictures you showed me of girls rolling their eyes and exclaiming that men have different uses for computers “they like to blow things up”
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IU3iQnIt6Nc/SWA7reY3_DI/AAAAAAAAAAc/UbDMBtCcjhc/s1600-h/ScreenShot004.png
Do you remember trying to ridicule and humiliate me??? I do and so do many men….
rebukingfeminism.blogspot.com
Mark
well, yes Tony Judt is a fairly smart guy, and you should read Postwar. And after that you should read more serious history and economics instead of the dumb shit you usually read, and you should focus more on learning rather than blathering.
Oh, and I saw that Lady Gaga video the other day, by chance. God, how thoroughly puerile. I can see why you adore her. Cunty and wildly narcissistic, and yet with nothing interesting to say
DDW
Where exactly do women (or anyone, for that matter), get a “right” to a certain amount of pay? If you don’t have a right to job, how can you have a right to “fair” pay?
Massie
Well I am very smart and people who kill were made by the devil and they hate the spirit of god and try to kill every person