He would like to know if you would rather win an Oscar and be stuck with a cheating husband, or have zero personal or professional accomplishments but have a really happy marriage. If you take more than three seconds to decide, he says, you are an idiot.
Marital happiness is far more important than anything else in determining personal well-being. If you have a successful marriage, it doesn’t matter how many professional setbacks you endure, you will be reasonably happy. If you have an unsuccessful marriage, it doesn’t matter how many career triumphs you record, you will remain significantly unfulfilled.
Uh-oh. I’ll bet things are even worse for people like me who have no marriage at all. Perhaps now is the time to start adding to my cat collection?
He continues:
If the relationship between money and well-being is complicated, the correspondence between personal relationships and happiness is not. The daily activities most associated with happiness are sex, socializing after work and having dinner with others. The daily activity most injurious to happiness is commuting. According to one study, joining a group that meets even just once a month produces the same happiness gain as doubling your income. According to another, being married produces a psychic gain equivalent to more than $100,000 a year.
So if that’s the case and if marriage is so great, why is Brooks not a bigger advocate of marriage equality? Why isn’t he a bigger advocate of feminism and gender equality, which helps to improve marriages and lowers divorce rates? Why isn’t he a bigger advocate of contraception, which improves marital happiness by allowing couples to have sex without having more children than they can manage? Heck, if we are against Things That Make Us Sad, why doesn’t he support commuting reforms?
Brooks is right that the relationship between money and happiness is complicated. But so is the relationship between marriage and happiness. And the “traditional” marriages that conservatives, including Brooks, tend to fetishize? Are not the happy-making kind.
Also: It’s pretty easy to wax poetic about how great marriage is when you take for granted your right to enter into one. Just like it’s pretty easy to talk about how money doesn’t bring happiness when you have more than enough money to provide for the basics.