Below, when I posted on the dashboard Jesus I absolutelymusthave, Julia asked,
Wasn’t there a song a few years ago where the Jesus on the dashboard was really a flask?
I don’t know whether or not it was a flask, but that would make a lot of sense. One of my favorite guilty pleasure bands is a metal outfit that bridges the span between jam rock, metal, hard rock, and stoner rock, all the while managing to at least seem a bit intelligent and intertextual in their lyrics and riffs. And yes, they’re just a tiny bit catchy. And a tiny bit X-Files.
Clutch‘s song, Spacegrass, indeed has a lyric that very plainly says “Jesus on the dashboard,” in a song about being drunk and high on a country drive that feels vaguely spiritual. But you can’t stop at that lame description. Listen for yourself.
These three songs should be listened to in order. Keep in mind this CD came out in 1995.
Clutch – Rock n’ Roll Outlaw
Clutch – Escape From the Prison Planet
Clutch – Spacegrass
UPDATE It appears Julia was looking for a different song, but since I went ahead and posted on blasphemous Jesus songs, I figure I’ll offer a few more.
Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon – Plastic Jesus
Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper – Jesus at McDonald’s at Midnight
Drive-By Truckers – Too Much Sex (Too Little Jesus)
Tom Waits – Chocolate Jesus
Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus (acoustic)
Jack Johnson and Mason Jennings – Plastic Jesus (Nothing’s Sacred Anymore)
The first two songs on the update list may be improperly labeled — somebody let me know.