The Dark Room, Friday night, me and Anne and some other people. Standing against the wall, people-watching and chatting. Some guy comes over, starts talking to us. He starts out with the over-played, “Can I ask your opinion on something?” Eh, sure. “Would you date a three-foot-tall albino?” Um… what? Then he says:
“Hey, you’re cute. You look just like my little sister.”
So gross.
That was followed by someone else walking past us, making a claw with his hand and growling. Who are these people?
Now, your worst pick-up line ever. Go.