BREAKING NEWS:

9 thoughts on BREAKING NEWS:

1. No!

   You’ve crumbled my world. I cannot go on.

2. I haven’t been this shaken since I found out that Posh can’t read books.

3. I meant to link “Posh can’t read books” to this.

4. Lauren, hang in there. We’ll get through this.

   As long as rock stars don’t touch the stuff, there’s still hope.

5. But, but … I thought that models were the epitome of health.

6. Say it ain’t so.

7. Fine, let the models do it. As long as our actors and actresses stay clean….

8. Is that what gives them that dazed emaciated look? I always thought it was the bulimia.

9. Now see, THIS is how bloggers should have treated that National Enquirer story. “Bush still on the sauce – who knew?”

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