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Presidential Protection

China will be selling “Clinton” and “Lewinsky” brand condoms — his go for $3.70, hers for $2.25 (ouch).

We chose the name because we think Clinton is a symbol of success and a man of responsibility. And Lewinsky is a woman who dares to love and dares to hate,” said Liu Wenhua, the company’s general manager.

“We haven’t told Clinton about this yet, but maybe you could help us find him,” Liu added. “We’d like to tell him how respected he is in China, so we can boost his confidence and help his career.”

Liu said he settled on the Clinton name after a year of research sparked by the news that the former president had been named to head an international initiative to combat HIV and AIDS. Some of the other names he considered and rejected included “First Night,” “18 Years Old” and “I Miss You.” They didn’t have the same aura of respectability, he said.

Why do I feel like Bill might be strangely flattered by this?


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  1. I can see it now “slick willie” brand condoms, now with warming lubrication, and the “moaning monica” female condom for the liberated repressed chinese woman.

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