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FNTT Season 5 Round 2, the See You In Hell episode

It’s still Top Troll time, and we’re in Round 2 of Season 5. May the best troll win. Vote for your favorite below the fold.

Yes But Still, from That was even faster than I expected.

All that may be true, Emporer, yes but still, that whole immigrants came…crap is dead. You can relish in the 1600s but the world today is in the year 2009. What we did back then was fine. But today calls for doing things differently. Go get on welfare and have to go to a county hospital when you are sick. There will be a long line…and there is a good chance you will be the one of the few valid US American citizens. Who will make up the majority? You go and figure it out. I can’t blame them. Mexico seems like hell. With no jobs, improper sanitization standards, I’d come here too, by any means necessary. So don’t do that everyone was an immigrant bullshit. Those days are dead. Hopefully, you don’t still wear knickers.

seven, from Patients Remember Dr. Tiller:

On you tube.com their is a remarkable story about an angel saving a handicap child! From death. The angel appears on the security camera!! And a miriacle had happened!! SO???? If an angel appeared to save this child!! Then this would mean GOD Values this life even the specialness the way that child was!! I am 100% sure you can not live the life of DR Tiller and truely truely now Christ!! Their is no gray area here with GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Scripture talks clearly of these people!! It was not for DR tiller to end lifes no matter what!!! Look this up on youtube.com I can’t remeber exact title? type in angels or miricals save childs life,,, scroll down you will find it! It takes place in a hospital!! Thier is also a hell!!! Look nde Near death experinces on youtube!! You can displace all the love and comfort you want under DR tiller personality ect. Homosexuals say they have true love for each other!! But the undertones of these acts is of SIN!!! Twisting to look as being a good!!! Eithier way you look at it all!! IN the ((very end)) people like DR tiller and others like him will be sorted out into the lake of fire! And for those who read this or mock me!! Full smug self confidence!! Self rightousness!! Will cast out at me because I have exposed thier SIN!! NO matter what GOD is incontrol!!!!!!!!

Jason, from Condom liberation!:

I think it’s great that they lock up their condoms. It’s they same reason they lock up cigarettes and card for alcohol, because it’s illegal for minors. It’s illegal for minors to engage in sex, and CVS is doing the right thing by not allowing just anyone to buy them. Ouch…probably hurts don’t it! I’m sure your liberal hearts are just bleeding inside right now!


23 thoughts on FNTT Season 5 Round 2, the See You In Hell episode

  1. wait, is seven saying hell is on youtube?!!!!!

    and re: Jason, I know/knew a whole buncha high schoolers that might oughta be in jail.

    This one’s going to be hard, Jill, dammit!

  2. Ooh, they’re getting tougher. I think I voted for all of these. While Jason and seven are very good, I’m going to go with Yes But Still, for the WTF-ness of the knickers reference.

  3. Sorry to the other two, they made valiant efforts, but that angel on youtube thing still gets me!!!!! with all its punctuation!!!!!!!!!

  4. I’m not sure what the fuck Yes But Still is on about, but there’s no beating seven’s vague jabbering about angels on Youtube.

    Proof of the divine; you just have scroll down to find it or something.

    Jason’s just a meathead.

  5. Jason all the way. Seven defiantly holds a special allure, especially b/c I actually looked up the youtube video, and well, it was special all right. Not to mention the self-righteousness and punctuation.
    Howevers, while seven’s self-righeousness come from faith in a particular religion, Jason’s comes from a made up law. I’m sorry, but being that smug about your knowledge of a law that doesn’t exist and either: believing locking up condoms will stop teen sex or that teens who have sex shouldn’t get the protection of condoms because it is against the law, beats knickers and youtube evangelicalism any day.

  6. I wonder if 7 is pure flame, after all, seven deadly sins, and youtube as God (or God’s conduit) . . .

    I voted for 7 anyways.

  7. Gotta be seven. In the previous round I marked it up for grammatical errors–there are more than 20. Can’t argue with that kind of greatness!

  8. So difficult to choose, but I think Yes But Still has my vote because there’s just no explanation or justification at all- not even a phony YouTube angel. “What we did [undocumented immigration] back then was fine. But today calls for doing things differently,” for some unknown reason.

  9. Man! I was wondering about all that religion stuff! The answer is right there! If only every problem in the world such as “Is there a God?” were as easy to solve with youtube.

    Oops forgot my extra punctuation!!!!!!!!

    !!!!

  10. I love Yes But Still, but had to vote for Seven, if only because I could hear in my head a hilarious dramatic reading of it a la “You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.”

  11. This one’s really tough. I love Jason’s made-up law, and I kind of want to start randomly working the phrase “Hopefully you don’t still wear knickers” into conversations. But nothing beats the assertion that God and hell both exist because YOU CAN SEE THEM ON YOUTUBE.

  12. Seven!!! Because ((of the)) utterly f**ked-up!!! grammar,,, and punctuation and speeling!!! and truely truely YouTube and all of the EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!

    (And just typing that made my head hurt. Ow.)

    NO matter what GOD is incontrol!!!!!!!! So, Seven, you admit there’s more than one?

    @Leigh: Yeah, mine too.

  13. “The angel appears on the security camera!! And a miriacle had happened!! SO???? ”

    I gotta go with seven. By the time he got to “SO????” I was completely won over.

  14. Seven, for the consistent rendering “DR Tiller”, for the ellipsis made of commas, for the idea of Googling “angels or miricals save childs life”, and for correctly spelling “their” every place where it was wrong and misspelling it the one place it was right.

  15. All of these were great, but 7 was greatest!!!!!

    @Tracey: You looked up the YouTube Video? Link please! I searched for it, but could not find it…

  16. @ annajcook

    Yay for quoting Terry Pratchett! I’m a fellow fan. The man is a genius. 🙂

  17. “NO matter what GOD is incontrol!!!!!!!!” — of everything but seven’s punctuation, clearly.

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