Lauren, thank you for making my morning, until I saw this I was having a pissy day, but I just nearly spewed my coffee at my monitor and my coworkers are now laughing their asses off too… No further comment could do justice to this… it is perfect in and of itself 🙂
You know, it took me an entire 8-hour workday to finally “get it.” I guess I wouldn’t be a very good editor. 😛
Okay, maybe it’s just me, but I can’t really make that much of a double entendre over “opening” in this context. Together with the word “factory” it could refer to a job opening as well, but to take the word and infer a sexual opening (i.e., orifice) and then criticize the headline writer is really, I dunno, reaching…