It’s finally time.
After years of gazing at the computer screen, 1 1/2 years of knitting, and realizing that I can’t read anything five feet away from my face, I absolutely have to get glasses.
In fact, the problem is so bad that I need them today. Today. I’m tired of the headaches and the strain. Unfortunately my eyeballs are so oddly shaped I can’t wear contacts, so glasses it is. I can’t even afford the things, but I can’t put it off any longer.
My wish is that the shit place in the mall will have some cute, funky frames that I can rock without too much shame. Glasses have always been something that other people can wear and wear well. But me? I just look like a tool.
For the first time in years I will able to see my pores. Wish me luck!
UPDATE: You mean, my yard is made up of individual blades of grass? Go figure.