Jesus “Hulk” Christ May 25, 2005 Jill Would you pay more than $10,000 for a painting of a beefed-up Jesus muscling his way off the cross? Cuz someone would.
Did you see The Pain Comics “Jesus vs. Jeezus?” Go to the archives and click on that title (he doesn’t permalink his archives for some reason).
So that’s the religious might righties have been claiming all these years? When a beefed-up Jesus knocks down my door perhaps maybe I’ll make my way to church.
I’m pretty sure I’d pay about $10 million for a muscle bound Jesus carrying a cross. Not a painting of him. But actually him. I would keep him on my mantle and gaze at him adoringly three times a day.
Puny humans love one another or Jesus will smash! gotta say: that painting is wicked! wicked COOL! tho’ not as cool as the t-shirts sported by Promisekeepers several years ago in Seattle featuring Jesus doing pushups with the cross on his back under the logo: No Pain, No Gain