Perhaps the greatest oxymoron ever May 25, 2005 Jill The Creationist Natural History Museum. Where Adam & Eve played with the dinosaurs.
I’m fine with that, as long as they’ve got Lilith gettin’ it on female superior style with some sexy demons down at the Red/Reed Sea. Try explaining that to the kiddies…
It’s a very short tour, though. Other museums can take hours to walk through, having to cover millions upon millions of years of natural history. Since those people are only covering like 6 millenia, you should budget, what, 10 minutes, 15 at the most. Don’t forget to tithe and accept communion (transubstantiation optional) on the way out.
Oh come on Jill. If God had meant for us to think critically he would have given us free will and a mind of our own………hey wait a minute.