1. Octomom’s gift to the pro-life movement. First, don’t get me started on the term “octomom” (not just because it irritates me, but because crass jokes will ensue). Second, yes, this is Jill Stanek and she’s awful, but I still think she illustrates an important point: That when we start messing with the legality of what women can or can’t do with the reproductive systems,* we go down a bad path. I’ve steered clear of the octuplets drama because most of the conversations about it, even (perhaps especially) in feminist circles, have made me really uncomfortable. There are certainly issues of medical ethics involved, and I get the environmentalist arguments that having a lot of kids is not sustainable or “green.” But here’s the thing with freedoms and liberties: Sometimes, people are going to do things that they legally can do that you or I may believe to be foolish or irresponsible or embarrassing or unethical or wrong or crazy. Sometimes people are going to do things you don’t like. Sometimes people are going to do things that are very weird. The Nadya Suleman story is a story exactly because it’s highly unusual. What I find troubling about it is that it’s been turned into some Larger Commentary on the State of the American Uterati. It’s one woman who did one thing that a lot of people think was extremely odd and maybe also irresponsible. Wouldn’t be the first time. Except now she’s held up as the walking example of the Lazy Welfare Mom, eating all of our tax dollars. And the calls for laws about how many embryos you can implant, or regulations as to who can get IVF? Count me out. We all know what happens when you start regulating how and when women reproduce. We all know what happens when you say that only some women should be entitled to reproduce. I don’t disagree with the medical community regulating itself, and I don’t oppose the government stepping in where necessary. But I’m not comfortable with a law saying you can only implant so many embryos — especially when that law came about because a few legislators (who are probably not fertility doctors who understand the ins and outs of their practice) were mad that a woman has 14 kids. Jill Stanek’s column is a perfect example of where this will go: Limiting IVF based on a theory of embryonic personhood. Of course, Stanek also tosses it out there that infertility is caused by illicit sex, so… there you go.
2. The Saturday morning U.S. News poll: “If you had a choice of four daycare centers run separately by Michelle Obama, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi, which would you choose for your kids?” I think that speaks for itself.
3. Republican Senator: HIV testing for pregnant moms rewards sexual promiscuity. I know every time I go out on the town, there’s a little voice in the back of my head reminding me, “Remember Jill, if you’re super promiscuous, you may be rewarded with an HIV test! Now get goin’ girl!” The bill is pretty straight-forward: It requires health care workers to test pregnant women for HIV (along with a host of other things), unless the pregnant women decline. The senator’s problem with it is this: Finding out you have HIV in time to prevent transmitting it to your child is a big ol’ cookie that Colorado is handing out to ungrateful whores.** Here’s his statement. To his credit, he does not use the word “whores”:
Thank you, Madam President. You know, this was a difficult bill for me. I voted yes in committee on it because of discussions surrounding the fact that — well, let me just basically say this, it basically modifies the communicable disease laws and it requires the health care providers to test pregnant women for HIV unless they opt out. And that’s basically, that’s the main part of this bill. I voted yes on it. I was a little bit troubled with my vote and was just wondering what was bothering me. I woke up the next morning — Thursday morning — at 5 a.m. and I wrestled with this bill for another hour from 5 to 6 and finally came to the conclusion I’m going to be a no vote on this. I’m trying to think through what the role of government is here. And I am not convinced that part of the role of government should be to protect individuals from the negative consequences of their actions.
Sexual promiscuity, we know, causes a lot of problems in our state, one of which, obviously, is the contraction of HIV. And we have other programs that deal with the negative consequences — we put up part of our high schools where we allow students maybe 13 years old who put their child in a small daycare center there.
We do things continually to remove the negative consequences that take place from poor behavior and unacceptable behavior, quite frankly, and I don’t think that’s the role of this body.
As a result of that I finally came to the conclusion I would have to be a no vote on this because this stems from sexual promiscuity for the most part, and I just can’t vote on this bill and I wanted to explain to this body why I was going to be a no vote on this.
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*Or their “octopussies,” perhaps? Sorry, can’t help it.
**If I ever start a rock band, it will be called Cookies for Ungrateful Whores.