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Friday Random Ten – The “If You Put Them All In a Room, Will They Sync Up?” Edition

Or, “Where I Crap on Mac Users,” thanks to this delightful essay pointing out the class aspirations inherent to Apple products, cost, technology, and design. Consider this your daily flame.

…something that to me is so obvious that it barely needs mentioning, and yet I never see people talk about it openly: the real advantage of Apple, for many people, is that Apple products are status objects. Displaying your Apple stuff proudly is just yet another of our culture’s myriad ways to engage in a little subtle classism. Apple products are expensive, some very expensive, and they are often significantly more expensive than non-Apple equivalents. When I bring this up in cautioning people about buying a particular Apple product (even in the course of endorsing such a purchase) there’s a weird defenselessness that happens. People don’t disagree, and yet they don’t weigh that as a negative factor, either…

And that brings us to “Apple culture.” This is a phenomenon we’re all aware of. I can’t tell you how often I’ve discussed a potential purchase, of a computer or phone or MP3 player, where my frank discussions of features compared to price point get held up because of terms like “philosophy,” “individualism,” “creativity,” “personality.” You know– all the things that purchasing a commodity can’t give you? That stuff tends to dominate discussion of Apple products, and has been the essence of Apple advertising for years. There is somehow an Apple culture, and this culture is associated with all kinds of vague (but very real!) virtues. There is, according to many, a category of “Apple people,” and this somehow means more than people who prefer Apple products but instead has everything to do with a person’s personal virtue, and most importantly, how “unique” they are, a term thrown around about a commodity owned by millions with such disregard for its basic denotation that my eyes glaze over when I hear it. All of this stuff, this strange but inescapable reference to Apple culture, is just a way to hide guilt about the frank status projection that prominently displaying your iPhone represents.

I’d argue, too, that this kind of class signaling was prominent in VW advertising in the early aughts, and in more recent auto brand development for cars like the Toyota Prius. And part of the appeal is the whitebread Scandanavian design aesthetic that people really latch on to, Americans in particular, that signals the urban upperclass. And don’t even get me started on the choice to make Justin Long the Mac spokesperson, a guy who looks like he’s never had a hard day in his life. Talk about type-casting.

But that’s just me, and it’s the me that is currently in love with my second-hand iPod that my mom gifted me when she was on serious medication post-surgery, and the me that is in dire need of quality podcast suggestions in the comments.

In the meantime, the FRT, one night early because I “think different.” Videos below the jump.

1) Gary Numan – You Are in My Vision
2) Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings – Answer Me
3) Holly Golightly & The Brokeoffs – Devil Do
4) Q-Tip – Official
5) Black Mountain – Stormy High
6) Edith Frost – Playmate
7) The Fall – Lay Of The Land
8) Johnson & Jonson – Anything Possible
9) Women – Cameras
10) Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Sheep May Safely Graze

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Friday Random Ten – the Come to My Event! edition

As a reminder, I’m hosting a Hope for Haiti benefit TONIGHT from 6-10pm at Gallery Bar in NYC. $10 at the door, and all proceeds — plus a portion of the bar proceeds — benefit Hope for Haiti. If you’re in the area, stop by! Now, onto the Ten:

1. Passion Pit – Smile Upon Me
2. Nick Cave – Nobody’s Baby Now
3. Ben Lee – Catch My Disease
4. Sufjan Stevens – Casimir Pulaski Day
5. Gang of Four – Second Life
6. Grizzly Bear – Central and Remote
7. The Capstan Shafts – Sick of Green
8. M83 – Graveyard Girl
9. The Blow – Babay (Eat a Critter, Feel its Warmth)
10. Feist – Gatekeeper

Post yours in the comments.

Mothers, be good to your daughters: Keep them the eff away from John Mayer

Regular readers know how I feel about John Mayer.* In case there was any doubt as to why John Mayer is such a horrific human being — in addition to his horrific music and horrific rape-y comments to a female journalist and his general annoyingness and his lack of talent and his seemingly endless misogyny — allow me to point you to his latest Rolling Stone interview. Including shirtless cover photo, showcasing his butt-ugly tattoos and six-inch-tall hair. And who doesn’t love sleeve tattoos? I love sleeve tattoos! Yet John Mayer may have just ruined them for me, because I can’t stop picturing him lounging in his Costco sweatpants** with that slack-jaw look on his face opining about pitching tents on vaginas (I am not kidding, read the link).

For the love of Christ, John Mayer, PLEASE GO AWAY.

UPDATED to say that this was so much hotter when Gavin Rossdale did it in 1996. God he was great in my middle-school years. (thanks, Ann).

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*I HATE HIM.
**Yes, I own those sweatpants too. But I am not on the cover of Rolling Stone. I am blogging. In my bed. Alone.

Friday Random Ten

You know the drill – put your MP3 on shuffle and post the first 10 songs that come up. Friday video:

1. Cat Power – He Turns Down
2. Arcade Fire – Haiti
3. Ting Tings – That’s Not My Name
4. The Avett Brothers – Swept Away
5. Santogold – You’ll Find a Way
6. Les Savy Fav – Reformat (Dramatic Reading)
7. Dirty on Purpose – Leaving
8. Passion Pit – Swimming in the Flood
9. Regina Spektor – 20 Years of Snow
10. Real Estate – Beach Comber

Wyclef Jean’s Yele Foundation.

That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood.

Oh NYU, I love you again:

Bikini Kill lead singer and noted feminist Kathleen Hanna has just made a sizable donation to the NYU library. The library is referring to the donation as The Kathleen Hanna Papers and will make them a part of their newly announced Riot Grrrrl Collection. The “papers” are believed to contain her many zines, much of her correspondences and plenty of material pertaining to her time in Bikini Kill, as well as various other writings. This is cool for a number of obvious reasons.

The fact that we live in a world where “The Kathleen Hanna Papers” exist as part of a “Riot Grrrl Collection” in a major research library makes me happy to be alive. [I’m a little unclear why “papers” is in scare-quotes in the article, but I will overlook it because this brings me great joy that I do not want tarnished].

Time to get my Bobst alumni membership card.

Friday Random Ten – the Versace shades edition

I know it’s been approximately 17 years since I’ve done one of these, but I thought I might bring it back. Here’s the drill: Set your MP3 player to “shuffle” and post the first ten songs that come up. Here’s my ten, and a few videos:

Passion Pit, who I saw two weeks ago and who were just delightful:

1. Ted Leo – Timorous Me
2. Sufjan Stevens – Chicago
3. Girl Talk – Summer Smoke
4. The Mountain Goats – Pale Green Things
5. The Capstan Shafts – The Flowering Universe Confounds
6. Tom Waits – Baby Gonna Leave Me
7. Rufus Wainwright – Evil Angel
8. The Bad Plus – And Here We Test Our Powers of Observation
9. Grizzly Bear – All We Ask
10. Jans Lekman – Shirin

Girls, Lykke Li and Thao & the Get Down, Stay Down below the fold.

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Music Break

It’s a bit quiet around here this weekend, so let’s turn up the volume, shall we?

“Constant Craving” by k. d. lang, because it has long been a favourite of mine.

Song lyrics. Description: k.d. lang is performing on a stage, walking around holding a microphone and making big, expressive gestures. Mostly the video focusses on her. There are also shots of her back-up singers, the crowd, and the band.

“Beautiful Flower” by India Arie, for the affirming feminist goodness.

Song lyrics:
This is a song for / Every girl who’s / Ever been through something / She thought she couldn’t make it through, yeah / I sing these words because / I was that girl, too / Wanting something better than this / But who do I turn to?
Now we’re moving from the darkness into the light / This is the defining moment of our lives
Cause you’re beautiful / Like a flower / More valuable / Than a diamond / You are powerful / Like a fire / You will heal the world / With your mind and / There is nothing in the world that you cannot do / When you believe in you / Who are beautiful (yeah you) / Who are brilliant (yeah you) / Who are powerful (yeah you) / Who are resilient
This is a song for / Every girl who / Has ever been through something that / She thought she couldn’t make it through / Girl you can make it through / I sing these words because / I know you’re the one who / Knows there’s something better than this / And you’re gonna define it, yeah
Now we’re moving from the darkness into the light / This is the defining moment of our lives
Cause you’re beautiful / Like a flower / More valuable / Than a diamond / You are powerful / Like a fire / You will heal the world / With your mind and / There is nothing in the world that you cannot do / When you believe in you / Who are beautiful (yeah you) / Who are brilliant (yeah you) / Who are powerful (yeah you) / Who are resilient / Who are beautiful (yeah you) / Who are brilliant (yeah you) / Who are powerful (yeah you) / Who are resilient (yeah you) / Oh, yeah you / Hey, yeah you / Yeah you / Yeah you / Yeah you / Yeah you / Yeah you / Yeah you

(Lyrics adapted from those here.) The video shows the original recording session for “Beautiful Flower,” which was written for Oprah Winfrey’s Leadership Academy For Girls in South Africa. Arie is sitting singing into a microphone with her guitar, there is someone in the background, and there is a man playing guitar nearby. Everyone claps at the end.

Mercy by Duffy, because it’s been in my skull since yesterday afternoon.

Song lyrics. Description: Duffy is on a box, swinging her hips and grooving a little, with a microphone. She’s in a large space, surrounded by men who are twirling and performing other dancing feats. The room itself is dark in colour, but there are many bright lights on high ceiling. The dancers’ feet start to spark, then there is fire around their legs and some of their arms as they continue to dance.

Have a lovely day!

Lady Gaga, I love you.

I mean, how could you not?

I especially love the nods to MJ and Madonna. Lady Gaga is just so weird — and, yeah, she’s half naked, but I like a lady who makes a video that is visually striking, incredibly creative and totally bizarre over just plain hot n sexy. There’s lots of booty, but at least it’s highly-stylized booty. If I were a pop star, this is what I would want to do — just whateverthefuck I want. “I would like people in white latex to crawl out of futuristic coffins and imitate Thriller.” “I would like to dilate my pupils and wear shoes that make no sense.” “I would like a really pointy hat.” “I somehow want to bring in one of those creepy hairless cats.” “I would like to dress up like a giant sparkly broccoli lobster.” “I would like to wear a bearskin rug as a dress and then set things on fire.” “I would like my whole butt on screen now please.”

It’s truly amazing. And I love that she features her Great Dane in every video she does.

God I hate John Mayer.

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I hate John Mayer. Have I mentioned this before? Because I really, really cannot fucking stand John Mayer. His music blows. He is smarmy and full of himself. I like other people significantly less if they admit to liking him. I sincerely believe that “He lists John Mayer as his favorite music on Facebook” is a totally legitimate reason not to date someone.

And now I have even more of a reason to hate John Mayer. Think homeboy would talk to a male reporter like that? Seriously, screw that guy.