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The National Anthem was sung in Spanish at the Bush’s First Inaugural:

On Friday, President Bush blasted the idea of singing the Star Spangled Banner in Spanish. But Bush’s highly-scripted 2001 inaugural ceremony actually featured a rendition of the national anthem sung in Spanish by Jon Secada. From Cox News Service, 1/18/01:

“The opening ceremony reflected that sentiment. A racially diverse string of famous and once famous performers entertained Bush, soon-to-be First Lady Laura Bush, Vice President-elect Richard B. Cheney and his wife, Lynne, who watched on stage from a special viewing area.

“Pop star Jon Secada sang the national anthem in English and Spanish.”

The Hypocrisy! It Burns!

Well, well, well. Remember my post on Bush’s denunciation of the Spanish version of “The Star-Spangled Banner?” He huffed that people who come here should learn English and like it:

“I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English and they ought to learn to sing the national anthem in English,” Bush said.

Weeeeell. According to Kevin Phillips’ American Dynasty, seems old Georgie Boy used to sing a different tune:

When visiting cities like Chicago, Milwaukee or Philadelphia, in pivotal states, he would drop in at Hispanic festivals and parites, sometimes joining in singing “The Star-Spangled Banner” in Spanish, sometimes partying with a “Viva Bush” mariachi band flown in from Texas.

Ballsy

If you haven’t seen Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents Association dinner, go watch now (part one, part two, part three). It’s… blistering. Funny, but to the point of being jaw-droppingly rude. I can hadly believe he had the guts to say what he did with Bush sitting a few feet away. I’m pretty mean and I don’t think even I could do that.

It almost made me feel bad for the president. Almost.

and p.s. I love Helen Thomas.

The Pandering! It Burns!

Oh, fer crap’s sake.

WASHINGTON – President Bush said Friday the national anthem should be sung in English – not Spanish – in a blunt rejection of a new Spanish-language version. He also expressed opposition to a national work stoppage called for Monday to dramatize the importance of immigrants to the U.S. economy.

“I’m not a supporter of boycotts,” Bush said, while restating his support for a comprehensive overhaul of immigration laws.

Bush made his comments at a Rose Garden news conference as a Spanish-language version of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” hit the airways featuring artists such as Wyclef Jean, hip-hop star Pitbull and Puerto Rican singers Carlos Ponce and Olga Tanon.

Called “Nuestro Himno” – “Our Anthem” – the Spanish version rewrites some of the English version. For instance, the second stanza says, “My people keep fighting. It’s time to break the chains.”

“I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English and they ought to learn to sing the national anthem in English,” Bush said.

You know, one of the few things I’m willing to give Georgie boy is his refusal to get into demonizing Mexican immigrants, legal and otherwise. Other than the guest-worker proposals, he seems to be more or less on the right side of the immigration issue. But I suppose he has to throw a bone to the Tancredos and the Minutemen of the base every now and again.

Because here’s the thing, George: there are plenty of native-born US citizens who speak Spanish. Including every last person born in Puerto Rico. The US does not have an official language, just a dominant one. And while you like to make pronouncements about who is and who isn’t a Real American, rest assured that Spanish-speaking citizens are every bit as American as your privileged WASPy ass.

I can’t say as I blame him for speaking out against a work stoppage that has the potential to bring the economy to a screeching halt, but the anthem thing is a bit much. Especially when you have clowns like Lamar! Alexander seeking to win the posturing Olympics:

Sen. Lamar Alexander, R-Tenn., said he would introduce a Senate resolution Monday “giving senators an opportunity to remind the country why we sing our national anthem in English.” Noting that America is a nation of immigrants, Alexander said, “We are proud of the countries we have come from, but we are prouder to be Americans.”

And some Americans belong to families that have been speaking Spanish in the territory of the US for longer than the US, as a political entity, has been around.

Oh, but this has nothing to do with brown people, no sir.

In any event, all this hysteria over the Spanish-language anthem overlooks one little thing: it’s not meant to discourage people from becoming Americans:

British music producer Adam Kidron, who came up with the idea of the Spanish anthem, said it was not intended to discourage immigrants from learning English or embracing American culture.

“We instead view `Nuestro Himno’ as a song that affords those immigrants that have not yet learned the English language the opportunity to fully understand the character of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ the American flag and the ideals of freedom that they represent,” Kidron said in a written statement.

Because God forbid they should be able to understand the damn thing.

“His Manly Characteristic”

If you can stomach it, Media Matters has a look back at the fawning coverage of Commander Codpiece’s “Mission Accomplished” flight-deck moment. It includes this gem from G. Gordon Liddy:

MATTHEWS: What do you make of this broadside against the USS Abraham Lincoln and its chief visitor last week?

LIDDY: Well, I — in the first place, I think it’s envy. I mean, after all, Al Gore had to go get some woman to tell him how to be a man. And here comes George Bush. You know, he’s in his flight suit, he’s striding across the deck, and he’s wearing his parachute harness, you know — and I’ve worn those because I parachute — and it makes the best of his manly characteristic. You go run those — run that stuff again of him walking across there with the parachute. He has just won every woman’s vote in the United States of America. You know, all those women who say size doesn’t count — they’re all liars. Check that out. I hope the Democrats keep ratting on him and all of this stuff so that they keep showing that tape.

Remember, folks: Clenis bad, Manly Characteristic good.

Turdblossom Strikes Again?

Andy Card out as White House Chief of Staff, Joshua Bolten in.

Not nearly as much fun as the Donald Regan/Nancy Reagan smackdown, but you just know Rove is behind this somehow.

Fun fact:

To the public, Card may be best known as the aide who calmly walked into a Florida school room and whispered into Bush’s ear that America was under attack on Sept. 11, 2001. He was known for keeping his cool under pressure. When Bush’s father, then President George H.W. Bush, got sick at a banquet in Tokyo, aides and security officials ran toward the president. Card ran in the opposite direction, out the door to make sure the motorcade was ready to rush Bush away.

Does anyone remember the clip on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update showing the monkey that someone in Japan had dressed up in a suit and trained to fall over on the command, “Bush-san”?