Punchlines For Pragmatists April 19, 2005 Lauren Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing. via Something Awful
“Excuse me, sir,” the penguin says as he approaches the mechanic. “My car’s broken down a little way down the street. I was hoping you could help me.” The mechanic pauses for a moment, then shakes his head. “No, I can’t help you,” he says. “Why not?” asks the penguin. “Because you’re another hallucination, and I have to close the shop down now and take my medication and maybe take a nap so that it can take effect.” The mechanic slams the door in the penguin’s face.