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Punchlines For Pragmatists

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.

via Something Awful

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  1. “Excuse me, sir,” the penguin says as he approaches the mechanic. “My car’s broken down a little way down the street. I was hoping you could help me.”

    The mechanic pauses for a moment, then shakes his head. “No, I can’t help you,” he says.

    “Why not?” asks the penguin.

    “Because you’re another hallucination, and I have to close the shop down now and take my medication and maybe take a nap so that it can take effect.” The mechanic slams the door in the penguin’s face.

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